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Fettuccini Alfretoe

When you cream on your partner’s toes.
“Bro, last night my girl and I tried fettuccini alfretoe for the first time.”

“No way! I’ve been trying to convince my wife to do that for weeks.”

Donezo Fettuccini

When the pot of Alfredo is too burnt to be finished
Kathy’s pasta is donezo fettuccini. What’s next for OLA?
Donezo Fettuccini by Sardine Girl December 24, 2021

Barista fettuccini

A girl who works at an Itallian bar.
I need a Peroni. Where is the barista fettuccini?

fettuccine-sized slit 

The holy grail of labial proportion. One that has been cooked al dente that makes you want to jump in head first and eat until you're satisfied. Its proportions follow the natural patterns of the Fibonacci Sequence.
Michelangelo was regaling his tale when he was graced in the presence of the holy grail of vaginal slits; it was the fettuccine-sized slit of April O'Neil. When asked by Leonardo if it was prepared to ephemeral perfection, Michelangelo simply replied, "Al dente."

Fettuccine 

Fettuccine is another adjective for making money. Due to its high value ingredients that are often spoken highly by rappers, (Pasta, Mayo, Chicken, etc...) fettuccine is describing your riches beyond belief.
Daeshawn: "Dam son where'd you get all that money from?"
Tyrone: "C'mon son. You know I been fettuccine chefin on the low."
Fettuccine by $Tay$ November 27, 2017

fettuccine Alfredo

When you cum in a girl, and keep fucking her until your dick is floppy and soft. Like a spaghetti.
Jon: "I totally fettuccine alfredo'd my girl last night!"
fettuccine Alfredo by Patoat August 10, 2016
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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