The holy grail of labial proportion.
One that has been
cooked al dente that makes you want to jump in head first and eat until you're satisfied. Its proportions follow the
natural patterns of the Fibonacci Sequence.
Michelangelo was regaling his tale when he was graced in the presence of the
holy grail of vaginal slits; it was the fettuccine-sized
slit of April O'Neil. When asked by Leonardo if it was prepared to ephemeral
perfection, Michelangelo simply replied, "Al dente."