festurbate

To masturbate at a party or some other festivity.

Depressed that he had no one to hook up with at the New Years party, John withdrew into the guest room and festurbated.

festurbate by kingbumii May 7, 2015

flaturbate 

To fart while masturbating.

Last night I flaturbated and it ruined my good time.

flaturbate by K@ E. June 20, 2007

fasterbate 

The act of masterbating very quickly as to get it over with to avoid detection

i had to fasterbate because my mom was in the next room

fasterbate by saylor February 15, 2007

fasturbate 

1) the act of masturbating when in a hurry

2) masturbation under time-restrictions

my parents were coming home soon so I had to fasturbate

fasturbate by Chris "KMoney" Mason December 2, 2005

Fisturbator 

An individual that sexually gratifies themselves by self-fisting their own ass. May or may not be performed with a simultaneous wank of the genitals.

Wanking became too mundane for Carl so he turned into a fisturbator to get himself off.

Fisturbator by Eaton Holgoode April 12, 2017

resturbate 

To relax by masturbating.

Let's head back to the house, resturbate, then predrink for the party later.

resturbate by Schrodinger Penguin December 26, 2010

fraturbate 

the act of masturbating while drinking a low quality beer and wearing a backwards hat.

Tim fraturbated all day yesterday in the Pike house.

fraturbate by MEATDONKEE April 29, 2010