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flaturbate 

Last night I flaturbated and it ruined my good time.
flaturbate by K@ E. June 20, 2007

fasturbate 

1) the act of masturbating when in a hurry

2) masturbation under time-restrictions
my parents were coming home soon so I had to fasturbate
fasturbate by Chris "KMoney" Mason December 2, 2005

fraturbate 

the act of masturbating while drinking a low quality beer and wearing a backwards hat.
Tim fraturbated all day yesterday in the Pike house.
fraturbate by MEATDONKEE April 29, 2010

fapturbate 

Austin's sister is really hot. I'm going to fapturbate to her.
fapturbate by BFFN July 11, 2009

Fasturbate 

When you masturbate really hard to send yourself to sleep.
When you masturbate really hard because you hear a noise from the building you're in but have to finish.
I heard the keys in the door so I fasturbated
Fasturbate by Eboracum December 3, 2014

Feeturbating 

Masturbating with your feet.
Roey: Yo man, have you heard of the new olympic sport called feeturbating?
Jim: Yeah, I heard that's only for the best athletes in the world!
Feeturbating by feeturbater123 January 21, 2010
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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