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Fisturbate 

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v. A variant of fisting in which you wank yourself inside a partner’s orifice as you’re fisting. Chiefly a gay anal sex practice involving the motion simultaneously stimulating the fistee’s prostate, but can also be vaginal.
Fisting Robin was getting me harder and hornier, so I slipped it in and fisturbated”

“I want you to fisturbate and then punch your spooge deep inside me”
Fisturbate by NYCBill July 14, 2021
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flaturbate 

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To fart while masturbating.
Last night I flaturbated and it ruined my good time.
flaturbate by K@ E. June 20, 2007

fasterbate 

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The act of masterbating very quickly as to get it over with to avoid detection
i had to fasterbate because my mom was in the next room
fasterbate by saylor February 15, 2007

iSturbater 

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One who likes to whip out their i-Gadget and play around with it constantly
Will is such an iSturbater, he took out his touch and his macbook so he could sync them in the middle of class!
iSturbater by Hello123212 March 27, 2009

fasturbate 

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1) the act of masturbating when in a hurry

2) masturbation under time-restrictions
my parents were coming home soon so I had to fasturbate
fasturbate by Chris "KMoney" Mason December 2, 2005

Fisturbator 

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An individual that sexually gratifies themselves by self-fisting their own ass. May or may not be performed with a simultaneous wank of the genitals.
Wanking became too mundane for Carl so he turned into a fisturbator to get himself off.
Fisturbator by Eaton Holgoode April 12, 2017

Fiterbate 

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To add to your Fitbit steps via the act, actual or simulated, of masturbation
Dude, I have to go fiterbate for those last 200 steps.
Fiterbate by Redz9269 June 3, 2016
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
Word of the Day on August 17, 2026

Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
Word of the Day on August 16, 2026

Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026
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