Fisturbator
An individual that sexually gratifies themselves by self-fisting their own ass. May or may not be performed with a simultaneous wank of the genitals.
Fisturbator by Eaton Holgoode April 12, 2017
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fisturbating
To masturbate by inserting one's fist into one's own orifice or orifices. Artificial or disembodied fists may also be used. The word is a hybrid of "Fisting", "Masturbating" and "Sophisticated", and as such could be considered a sophisticated form of self-fisting.
"I wouldn't go in there Gavin, Tylah is Fisturbating."
Bryce: "Dan, if you don't sort that shit out my fist will be up your ass"
Dan: "I can fisturbate MYSELF!"
Bryce: "Dan, if you don't sort that shit out my fist will be up your ass"
Dan: "I can fisturbate MYSELF!"
fisturbating by Under Training May 11, 2008
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shit disturbator
What results when you try to teach an Ecuadorian "shit disturber" and "masturbator" in the same day.
Can be shortened to "disturbator"
Can be shortened to "disturbator"
Florencio is being a shit disturbator.
shit disturbator by Colin McEwan July 26, 2004
fasterbator
A fasterbator went into an airplaine bathroom with a copy of Hustler. He came out 23 seconds later panting, sweat pouring down his face. He achieved a new record, and was scowled at by everyone as he walked back to his seat.
fasterbator by pooploop00 June 17, 2013
Fisturbate
v. A variant of fisting in which you wank yourself inside a partner’s orifice as you’re fisting. Chiefly a gay anal sex practice involving the motion simultaneously stimulating the fistee’s prostate, but can also be vaginal.
“Fisting Robin was getting me harder and hornier, so I slipped it in and fisturbated”
“I want you to fisturbate and then punch your spooge deep inside me”
“I want you to fisturbate and then punch your spooge deep inside me”
Fisturbate by NYCBill July 14, 2021
fasturbater
Gary jerked Bill off so hard his dick flew off and exploded in Tammy's face. Just another victim of the fasturbater.
fasturbater by Slime Girl August 10, 2021
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