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Festy-Feet 

What your feet look like after a music festival without wearing shoes for a few days. You step in anything you can think of and have burns and cuts all over them, these feet are known as festy feet.
Today's the last day of this festival and after 4 days I've got a bad case of Festy-Feet!
Festy-Feet by Serial32 September 7, 2009
Related Words
Adjective. Bad, disgusting, undesirable, revolting. Backconstruction from verb "fester".
"Awww, Mum! That broccoli is really festy."
festy by Skyring August 17, 2004
"Festy" describes anything that is dirty and/or smelly. It is particularly used to describe people, but may be used to refer to objects or animals.
Eew! You smell festy!
That guy is so festy.
I'm not touching that festy bandage.
Don't let your festy dog into my house.
festy by Luke January 8, 2005

Festy Kid 

An unkempt/filthy person of middle to upper class suburban descent (usually white) who in an attempt to rebel against their parents and the establishment cease all forms of hygiene and employment and live off their parents' money while attending music festivals and consuming copious amounts of psychedelic drugs.

When not scoring drugs in festival parking lots, they can be found driving from thrift store to thrift store looking for patchouli and crocheted dread lock caps.
Did you see that festy kid trippin face at Vibes shouting the 4 Grateful Dead lyrics he knew?

Muffy and Charles were appalled to learn that their beloved son Preston had succumbed to the festy kid movement and had drained their bank account in order to follow the Disco Biscuits summer tour.

Wrestle Festle 

Raping multiple children at one time while using the excuse of wrestling
Guy 1:Did you see johnny wrestle festling the kids in his backyard yesterday?
Guy 2:Yeah dude I love a good wrestle festle