Festy-Feet

What your feet look like after a music festival without wearing shoes for a few days. You step in anything you can think of and have burns and cuts all over them, these feet are known as festy feet.

Today's the last day of this festival and after 4 days I've got a bad case of Festy-Feet!

by Serial32 September 7, 2009

Feety Nine

when two partners arrange their bodies to perform any type of foot play on one another at the same time

Hey B, we’ve been walking all day and we both need a foot rub. Tryna Feety Nine?

by Himothy P-Hill July 26, 2022

feety beaty

slang for a footjob

John was hoping that JP was implying a feety beaty when she winked at him.

by dr.scholls August 28, 2011

Crackhead feety

A crazy ass little kid that wants to see all of your motherfucking business. He is also sexual and a super big crackhead

Get the fuck off me fucking Crackhead feety

by Little crackheads.com May 4, 2019

Feety

Noun used to describe someone’s putrid stench often stemming from smelly socks.

Ur so feety you should clean yourself

by Mr.beast123 April 12, 2023

touchy feety

to give a partner sexual pleasure using one's feet.

Hey baby, you want some Touchy Feety??

by SeriouslyLiz June 13, 2008

Feety

A person, or a DOG, obsessed with feet.
A feety likes to touch feet, lick feet, tickle feet, feel feet on their face, on their ******* (skin).

CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF, a feety doesn't like all feet.

All feet are not equal. Some feet are better than others.

God: here is a conversation between two feeties. There's nothing wrong with them. I made them in my image didn't I! *wink wink*

Feety 1: check her foot bro, wAAAAw
Feety 2: dude you have a problem. Her feet are wack, them long toes look like fingers! Ugh
Feety 1: man you're so judgy, you're not a real feety!
Feety 2: actually, if you'd read the definition, you'd know a feety doesn't have to like all feet to be one. Sorry you don't have standards. TTYL, I go some facefeeting to do.

by AorouLive December 17, 2022