fenkel 

someone who is extremely cool or funny. a person who usually talks about himself/herself in the third person on a regular basis. a person who puts 'THE' before their name.

Fenkel says hi. Fenkel rocks!

The Fenkel is better than you.

fenkel by jerkathan August 26, 2007

Norman Finkelstein 

One of the most intelligent political critics in the USA. Due to his outspoken style and controversial opinions he has been ostracized in political discussion as well as in his profession. Despite being a Jew, he has been labelled as an anti-semite by many for his criticism of Israel.

See also: Noam Chomsky, Howard Zinn.

Norman Finkelstein's assertion of the existence of a Holocaust Industry has caused a great amount of controversy.

Norman Finkelstein by Servant Of Progress December 11, 2004

Fonkelhorse 

A digital picture of a unicorn with sparkles or glitter over it.

Mary posted a lot of Fonkelhorses on her Livejournal account.

Fonkelhorse by Kloeke June 18, 2009

Fendelmaning

The act of attempting to sexually engage those much younger than you.

Jerry Sandusky always had a passion for fendelmaning.

Fendelmaning by Sr. Notafagli Kwestminster August 27, 2014

ferkelbiest 

from the German ferkel=piglet, biest=beast. In reference to a (usually) female with insatiable sexual appetites.

We stayed in bed all weekend 'cuz she's such a ferkelbiest.

Man, I had no idea my new girlfriend was such a ferkelbiest. I haven't slept in a week.

ferkelbiest by frklbst June 10, 2014

Finkelthink 

The modern school of political strategy which holds that, despite conventional belief to the contrary, very few elections are won by convincing supporters of other parties or candidates to support your candidate instead. Finkelthink doctrine holds that - in the modern world - voters' minds are already made up by the time an election begins. The trick instead is /to discourage supporters of your opponent from voting at all/.

To do this, a candidate must run a highly personalized negative campaign against the opponent: don’t demonize the party, demonize the candidate. People can be made to hate individuals more easily than institutions (and also with far more animus).

Facts matter little in the Finkelthink model. If some perceptual flaw on an opponent's part can be readily identified, then it can also be magnified by suggestion to catastrophic proportions. Even a 'bad' candidate may win a race handily if - once the unthinking masses have been finkeled with -- his opponent appears prohibitively worse by comparison.

Core principles of Finkelthink:

(1) 80% of the public doesn’t care about the news
(2) Perception, not content, is what matters most to mid-wit viewers
(3) The right 30-second soundbite can manipulate millions to your side (that is, away from the side of your opponent)

Carried out to a sufficient level, Finkelthink and its analogues can transform an apparent buffoon into the next Leader of the Free World.

"Once the Trump campaign was able to convincingly associate Hillary and her staff with corruption, Finkelthink took care of the rest."

Finkelthink by prevailingwest September 30, 2021

Fennell 

A last name typically reserved for the awesome, artistic bitches of the world. Though it is English at first glance, a Russian married into the surname long ago and to the Motherland, this name now rings true.Though no one ever properly pronounces this beauty of a name (Fah-nell), its owner holds no grudge against the violator of the sanctity of the name. This name goes well with first names like Laura or Rose.

"I wanna be like ________ Fennell when I grow up."

Fennell by Charm Investment August 4, 2008