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Fencel

person 1: my leg hurts
person 2: suck it up you Fencel!
by gclapp92 October 22, 2010
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Fencel

FENCEL (noun)

A Fencel, short for Financially-Excluded Involuntary Celibate, refers to an individual classified as an incel with specific criteria related to financial stability and romantic aspirations.

A Fencel desires to engage in dating and establish relationships with financially stable, intelligent, and responsible partners. However, their inability to qualify for such connections arises from factors like having insufficient funds themselves, coming from a low socioeconomic background, being a conventional 9-5 job worker, or residing in their parent's home.

Fencels, steadfastly maintain high standards inherited from similarly financially challenged friends that they deserve a wealthy partner simply for existing or being physically attractive, a perception fostered by their social circle.

A Fencel is characterized as an arrogant and narcissistic individual who engages in emotional and financial abuse towards potential partners that actually their socioeconomic status equivalent.

Fencels exhibit a preference for solitude over settling for a sexual partner they deem unworthy based on financial or social status criteria. Fencels hold a strong belief in their self-worth .

Typically lacking in class and understanding of financial principles, Fencels often find themselves burdened with substantial debt. Their social networks rarely include financially wealthy individuals.
Female: "Is it wrong that I want a relationship with a guy with money & I won't settle for less? Why do I have to share my body with a Brokee, just because the higher echelon Male can't see my worth?"
Friend: "You're standards are too high. You're going to end up a Fencel if you don't return to reality."
by Harambe JacK March 18, 2024
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yard of that fence

A guy goes into a store and asks the saleslady for some profilactics. She says "what size?". He doesn't know so she suggests he go out back and put his shlong in a hole in one of many holes in the fence and tell her which hole fits his shlong. So he gives it a shot and when he puts his shlong in one of the holes, the saleslady goes behind the fence and pleasures him orally making all kinds of slurping sounds and motions. After finishing, he comes back in the store and she asks "well, what size?" He says "I don't know what size, but I'll take a yard of that fence".
by Mr Five Toe October 18, 2013
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Don't Wiz on the electric fence!

An fun and educational board game played by stimpy and ren's cousin, sven.

catchy advertisement jingle: *Don't wiz on the electric fence!*
"Don't Wiz on the electric fence!"

ren: i'm gonna hit ya, and punch ya..
stimpy+sven: noooo!!
ren: ohhh yes.. but first, i gotta take a wiz!
(ren unzips his fly and proceeds to Wiz (urinate) on said board game, shocking the shit out of himself)
by The Official Wisdom December 13, 2021
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Don't Wiz on the electric fence!

An extremely fun and educational board game played by Stimpy and Ren's cousin, Sven.
Ren: I'm gonna Wiz on ya, then hit ya, and punch ya..
Stimpy Sven: noooo!!
Ren: ohhh yes.. but first, i gotta take a wiz!
(Ren unzips his fly and proceeds to wiz on said board game, shocking the shit out of himself)
catchy advertisement jingle: *don't wiz on the electric fence!*
by The Official Wisdom November 20, 2021
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Burn the fence down

The slogan of anti-centrism a comedic spinoff of extreme political ideologies. The slogan is calling for everyone considered an extremists to get rid of the metaphorical fence a centrist is on and cause them to pick a side.
Virgin Centrist scum: well I'm not so sure about that...

Chad Anrco-nazbol extremists: BURN THE FENCE DOWN!!!!
by Anonathan Chancler July 12, 2019
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Turtle Fence

A turtle fence keeps turtles from getting hit by cars. It is exactly 3 feet high and most commonly located in Michigan.
by RyannnnCameron March 11, 2010
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