Fennel

A moniker for the word anus. Fennel is a vegetable available at most supermarkets, which just so happens to share the PLU code as anise: a similar vegetable. Anise sounds like anus, which is why fennel=anus.

Note: the PLU code is 4515, which is also used in place of the word anus.

Kevin: Did you pick up any fennel at the supermarket?
Mark: No, that's disgusting.

by 4515champ January 1, 2012

Fennel

1) fennel is another word for a piece of ass
2) fennel can be used in place of the word "fuck"
3) fennel is a veggie and seed

1) Saxum: There is some nice fennel over by the fresh rack.
Caughron: Word.

2) Caughron: What the fennel is going on?

by Masta Produce September 10, 2005

fennel

A solid substitute for the word fuck when it can't be used

That guy fennels hard. He looks fenneling good in that Garin cashmere sweater.

by Jackstv631 October 21, 2020

fennel on the front lawn

Making the best of an unexpected situation. Similar to water off a duck's back.

"Oh you missed your bus? Don't worry, its fennel on the front lawn."

by herbyvore February 5, 2021

Fennel Tea

A tea never to be smelt after shots of sambuca...
it's for cool people obviously... it treats constipation, relaxes the muscles, and helps blob cramps, PMS, bloating, boosts your metabolism and libido, helps sore throat, eyes and fever.

I had blob pains so i drank fennel tea...

by EFairy October 2, 2009

Fennel air cracker

Food with no nutritional value attempting to be passed off as sustenance, often by a slightly more mature (yet fit, attractive and arguably fancier) woman to a younger man with a seemingly permanent carbohydrate deficit

“Mummy, Baby is hungry and needs food. Don’t be trying to put some fennel air cracker in me and call it dinner.”

by Stewie’s Mummy April 16, 2021

fennel'd

To make a big deal over little reasons.

Hey man, whats up?
Not much man you homo.
Hey man, why you gotta be such a fennel

Man.. I just got fennel'd by Ivan man.. I hate it when he fennels me like that!

by zeroninefoursix September 7, 2010