finkels

noun

Someone who is incredibly clumsy; a clumzie.
Said person may be a bit of an airhead and may also forget to think before speaking.

(After someone trips)... "Gosh, you're such a finkels!"
(After someone drops something)... "Why don't you just change your name to finkels, huh?!"
(After someone asks a really stupid question)... "That was soo finkels of you!"

by northeast May 4, 2006

Finkel

Einhorn, as in the character in Ace Ventura, Pet Detective

Finkel is Einhorn, Finkel is Einhorn

by T.T.>Da>Meat>Eata June 16, 2010

finkel

has an amazing little sister, and usually likes red-heads or girls who coincidently have big boobs. Ran for congress in 2002.

"Did you see that kid with the sexy red-head?"
"yeah, he has to be a Finkel to get that girl!"

by dummie3 July 6, 2009

Finkel zone

alternative to friend zone

I've been in the friend zone so long I'm thinking of reclaiming it as my territory and naming it the finkel zone.

by Dallas Harding July 10, 2010

Finkel Mackle

When you’ve been huffing too much shit gas and you can’t say “Fecal Matter” right.

Jonathan: I’m a retard and I love Finkel Mackle

by Kyscola January 27, 2023

max finkel

quite possibly the hottest kid at EA...

"...damn, finkel is hot."
" oh, i know."

by oh, you know who i am April 29, 2005

Hanging out with Howard Finkel

Jerking off

Brian: Oh yeah!
Shane: What are you doing, Brian?

Brian: I'm hanging out with Howard Finkel.

by FredFlintstoned January 15, 2019