finkels 

noun

Someone who is incredibly clumsy; a clumzie.
Said person may be a bit of an airhead and may also forget to think before speaking.

(After someone trips)... "Gosh, you're such a finkels!"
(After someone drops something)... "Why don't you just change your name to finkels, huh?!"
(After someone asks a really stupid question)... "That was soo finkels of you!"

finkels by northeast May 4, 2006

Norman Finkelstein 

One of the most intelligent political critics in the USA. Due to his outspoken style and controversial opinions he has been ostracized in political discussion as well as in his profession. Despite being a Jew, he has been labelled as an anti-semite by many for his criticism of Israel.

See also: Noam Chomsky, Howard Zinn.

Norman Finkelstein's assertion of the existence of a Holocaust Industry has caused a great amount of controversy.

Norman Finkelstein by Servant Of Progress December 11, 2004

Finkelthink 

The modern school of political strategy which holds that, despite conventional belief to the contrary, very few elections are won by convincing supporters of other parties or candidates to support your candidate instead. Finkelthink doctrine holds that - in the modern world - voters' minds are already made up by the time an election begins. The trick instead is /to discourage supporters of your opponent from voting at all/.

To do this, a candidate must run a highly personalized negative campaign against the opponent: don’t demonize the party, demonize the candidate. People can be made to hate individuals more easily than institutions (and also with far more animus).

Facts matter little in the Finkelthink model. If some perceptual flaw on an opponent's part can be readily identified, then it can also be magnified by suggestion to catastrophic proportions. Even a 'bad' candidate may win a race handily if - once the unthinking masses have been finkeled with -- his opponent appears prohibitively worse by comparison.

Core principles of Finkelthink:

(1) 80% of the public doesn’t care about the news
(2) Perception, not content, is what matters most to mid-wit viewers
(3) The right 30-second soundbite can manipulate millions to your side (that is, away from the side of your opponent)

Carried out to a sufficient level, Finkelthink and its analogues can transform an apparent buffoon into the next Leader of the Free World.

"Once the Trump campaign was able to convincingly associate Hillary and her staff with corruption, Finkelthink took care of the rest."

Finkelthink by prevailingwest September 30, 2021

Hanging out with Howard Finkel 

Jerking off

Brian: Oh yeah!
Shane: What are you doing, Brian?

Brian: I'm hanging out with Howard Finkel.

Hanging out with Howard Finkel by FredFlintstoned January 15, 2019

Mr Finkelstein 

A shitty teacher that taught 5th grade science at davis elementary known best for his slanted nose, crackled voice, spit flying everywhere when he talked, and jerking off in class. He would also put all the big chest girls close to his desk

Is that Mr Finkelstein better stay away

Mr Finkelstein by FuckMeInTheAssFather October 29, 2019

Finklestein 

The pleasant aroma found on ones finger after what was thought to be a quick ass scratch, but rather became a full out orgasmic anus poke sent from the jews. BF

Dude wash your hands, it smells of finklestein in here.

Finklestein by Wanksandwich December 5, 2018

Mrs. Finkes 

A Granite City High School physics teacher who if made mad will rip your face off. Very funny and nice also known for the phrase DO WORK!!!!. Likes to tell interesting stories about her dog and other wacky incounters.

1. Whos that teacher she sure is cool
2. Yeah she is a total Mrs. Finkes

Mrs. Finkes by Otis the Dog February 8, 2010