femae

what vampires call a female woman

Mr. Reardon saw a hot looking femae in his bat cave.

by jr February 22, 2005

Fema

Failure to Effectively Manage Anything

Fema is clueless - There are people in the convention center?

by Big G Dawg September 11, 2005

FEMA

According to Huey from the Boondocks, the leading cause of death among black people.

"Nigga moments" are the biggest killer of young black males, right behind pork chops and FEMA.

by knowsHowToUseEm January 02, 2006

FEMA

FEMA Federal Emergency Management Agency

Otherwise known to me as:

FEMA Forget Everyone, Mission Accomplished

Drove my Chevy to the Levy but the Levy was dry. Why? because FEMA came in and said things were A-OK.

"Forget Everyone, Mission Accomplished"

by Morenita Chinita April 02, 2007

fema

Fe·ma ('fE-mä)n 1: a steaming pile of feces 2: a U.S. government agency used to cause chaos in any emergency situation 3: mother of all clusterfucks

George W. Bush femarized the nation once again with his femarated decision to appoint a failed horse show manager to run FEMA.

by Cynical C September 07, 2005

Fema

Fix Everything My Ass!

When your area becomes devastated, don't expect FEMA to know what to do.

by Victim2005 October 13, 2005

FEMA

Fucksup Every Major Assignment

If a disaster is bad you can count on FEMA to make it worse.

by G. TYSON March 25, 2007