Fema is clueless - There are people in the convention center?

"Nigga moments" are the biggest killer of young black males, right behind pork chops and FEMA.

Drove my Chevy to the Levy but the Levy was dry. Why? because FEMA came in and said things were A-OK.

"Forget Everyone, Mission Accomplished"

When your area becomes devastated, don't expect FEMA to know what to do.

If a disaster is bad you can count on FEMA to make it worse.

After 'Hurricane Katrina' hit New Orleans, F.E.M.A.(Failed Emergency Management Agency) took so long to respond, it caused hundreds of needless deaths!

George W. Bush femarized the nation once again with his femarated decision to appoint a failed horse show manager to run FEMA.