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the art of replying and acknowledging mails (even forwarded mails) only to female friends and ignoring males
Mr.Alex only femails.
This guy only femails, he does not email.
femail by srini_cbe December 1, 2011
important missive from your spouse taking priority over all else
you've got femail; she wants you straight home after work...oh, and pick up some milk.

Bob can't join us tonite, he got femail...
femail by neohippus July 3, 2008
Fake Email... can't live with it, can't live without it
That was some of the dirtiest femail I've ever had.
femail by jfish June 17, 2004
noun- underground communication system used by women to keep men perpetually searching for a way to figure them out. still purely hypothetical,although further study is needed.
every time i start thinking i know what it is that will make my girlfriend happy, i swear she goes onto her femail,sends out a bulletin,and leaves me further behind than i was before..
femail by schott August 14, 2008

Femail Man 

The woman who delivers your mail
Dude! The femail man is here!
Femail Man by Superjay76 October 4, 2017

Femail Man 

A Femail man is a female that delivers your mail. Much like the Mail Man that is male, but a lady or woman delivering mail is plainly put a Femail Man.
Guy one : You seen that hot new mail lady?
Guy two: you mean that new Femail Man??? Yeah she's hot
Femail Man by Blinx the Cat February 3, 2023
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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