femail

the art of replying and acknowledging mails (even forwarded mails) only to female friends and ignoring males

Mr.Alex only femails.
This guy only femails, he does not email.

by srini_cbe December 1, 2011

femail

important missive from your spouse taking priority over all else

you've got femail; she wants you straight home after work...oh, and pick up some milk.

Bob can't join us tonite, he got femail...

by neohippus July 3, 2008

femail

Fake Email... can't live with it, can't live without it

That was some of the dirtiest femail I've ever had.

by jfish June 17, 2004

femail

noun- underground communication system used by women to keep men perpetually searching for a way to figure them out. still purely hypothetical,although further study is needed.

every time i start thinking i know what it is that will make my girlfriend happy, i swear she goes onto her femail,sends out a bulletin,and leaves me further behind than i was before..

by schott August 14, 2008

Femail

An email that is sent from a female to other females due to it's "Ahh" factor. It's content can be cute, heartfelt or just overly soppy.

Debbie had a habit of sending around cute femails annoying all the gusy in the office.

by Lorcán000 February 16, 2009

Femailer

A female "mail man"

ME: "my mail man got fired for being a Pedophile now I got this new chick"

Friend: "Dude you got a femailer".

by zaros385 December 14, 2016

Femail Man

The woman who delivers your mail

Dude! The femail man is here!

by Superjay76 October 4, 2017