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by jr November 10, 2003
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screwin around corners

when someone jacks off too much with the same hand-winds up with a bent dick
situation-in the showers after gym class"boy russ, your crank is bent like hell, you been screwing around corners?"
by jr December 11, 2004
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Manny Bombed

When a boyfriend takes a shit at his girlfriend's house an clogs her toilet leaving her to clean it.
*boyfriend* - Whats that noise?
*girlfriend*- (opens bathroom door) What the fuck?, u clog my toilet.
*boyfriend* - (laughing really hard) got manny bombed bitch.
by JR December 03, 2004
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ming village

Related to {ming} meaning a derogatory term used to describe an object/person/event which is deemed repulsive.
'Ewww custard on toast, thats ming village'

Did ya see that guy she snogged? He wer ming village'
by JR March 29, 2004
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A phrase used in extreme circumstances when something unbeleivable has occured. Commonly used by Edinburger schemies who have moved to the Aberdonian pikey council estates. Phrase originates from down under where chavs cannot understand gravity and fall off the planet.
Holey moley lachlan doley!!! Is that Candice fae doon the road wi a new luminus pink hairbobble????
by JR March 29, 2004
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skeet shooting

a term used for jacking some one off
by jr October 23, 2005
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Clown Fart

A white kid who is really white farts an then giggles afterwards; Gay fart
Patrick stood up an let out a clown fart, then giggled like a fat dick.
by JR October 29, 2004
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