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true love

When you drink a litre of coke before you go to bed just so you can lie awake all night thinking about her.
"It's true love, I stayed up all night on a caffeine high thinking about her."
by JR July 4, 2005
mugGet the true lovemug.

skeet shooting

a term used for jacking some one off
by jr October 23, 2005
mugGet the skeet shootingmug.

Holey Moley Lachlan Doley!!!!

A phrase used in extreme circumstances when something unbeleivable has occured. Commonly used by Edinburger schemies who have moved to the Aberdonian pikey council estates. Phrase originates from down under where chavs cannot understand gravity and fall off the planet.
Holey moley lachlan doley!!! Is that Candice fae doon the road wi a new luminus pink hairbobble????
by JR March 29, 2004
mugGet the Holey Moley Lachlan Doley!!!!mug.

wolf date

when you get totally wasted and wake up next to a woman lying her head on your arm who is so ugly you would rather chew your own arm off and run than wake her up so thinks it was something more than a drunken one night stand
shit man, i got so wasted last night i ended up on a wolf date
by jr December 11, 2004
mugGet the wolf datemug.

Nar

To be an ass or jerk
"Dude, that guy is such a nar"
by Jr February 5, 2005
mugGet the Narmug.

gfe

by jr May 10, 2003
mugGet the gfemug.

sniglet

jamal is a sniglet at my school
by jr April 14, 2004
mugGet the snigletmug.

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