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Texas

All them mofuckers say that texas is redneck and shit... fuck yall, yall dont no wat texas is like.we dont run round in dem cowboy boots. if u want rednecks go to louisiana or somewhere else cuz we aint no rednecks. we kick yo ass in texas. ever heard the frase "dont mess with Texas" thats cuz we tough in texas. im from dallas and dats the place to be cuz thas where all the shit goes down. Texas is by far the best state n the us.
Texas is by far the best state ever.
by jr January 6, 2005
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pooper night

Any night leading to the act of "Anal" sex with a female. Term usually used toward a girl having a good party night.Saying was made as joke but usually taken literally!Term Created by owner of club Levels in Houston..
ex.Damn girl you look good, pooper night for you!
by jr March 23, 2005
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rusty louie

(v) during the act of wordsex/word, rather than wordejaculating/word, the male urinates inside the female's wordvagina/word. This is not recommended, and is only for sick f's who would want to do this like my friend Dennis.
1. Instead of cumming inside of his girlfriend, Dennis chooses to give her a rusty louie.
2. Instead of getting up and going to the bathroom, I can use my girlfriend's vagina for a urinal and give her a rusty louie.
3. "Hey billy, what did you and your girlfriend do last night?" "I gave her a rusty louie man."
4. I was about to cum, but I switched it up to a rusty louie.
by JR September 1, 2003
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gay bash

To beat a person with a 3 foot rubber dildo. This is usually due to the inability to find a larger rubber dildo to flog the deserving offender with. While the person being beaten does not necessarily have to be homosexual, this beating is usually reserved for flaming homosexuals who feel the need to share their homosexuality with everyone around them.
1.I wish I could have five minutes alone with that guy to deliver the worst gay bashing of his life.

2.Gay Bash Day will be a national holiday before W. is out of office.
by jr August 18, 2006
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wolf date

when you get totally wasted and wake up next to a woman lying her head on your arm who is so ugly you would rather chew your own arm off and run than wake her up so thinks it was something more than a drunken one night stand
shit man, i got so wasted last night i ended up on a wolf date
by jr December 11, 2004
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Tanny Girls

1) an obsession with bronzer
"You need some tanny girls today because you look kinda pale"
by JR May 13, 2005
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Yngwie Malmsteen

Im sorry Edinburgh Warheart but infact he uses HARMONIC MINOR and not the phygian mode :P
he he he i can play at 300bpm!
by JR February 13, 2005
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