jr's definitions
When you drink a litre of coke before you go to bed just so you can lie awake all night thinking about her.
by JR July 4, 2005

by jr October 23, 2005

A phrase used in extreme circumstances when something unbeleivable has occured. Commonly used by Edinburger schemies who have moved to the Aberdonian pikey council estates. Phrase originates from down under where chavs cannot understand gravity and fall off the planet.
by JR March 29, 2004

when you get totally wasted and wake up next to a woman lying her head on your arm who is so ugly you would rather chew your own arm off and run than wake her up so thinks it was something more than a drunken one night stand
by jr December 11, 2004
