feastivities
feastivities by itfitz March 29, 2009
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fistivities
1. A period of self-pleasure, masturbation, or sexual practice involving ones hand that lasts over the Christmas period. Usually performed by men who hate christmas, and their wives.
2. Shaking your curled fist at a motorist, swearing, and questioning their sexual preference, over the Christmas period. Can also be told to Police Officers.
2. Shaking your curled fist at a motorist, swearing, and questioning their sexual preference, over the Christmas period. Can also be told to Police Officers.
1. 'After the christmas fistivities, my arm is four times bigger.'
2. 'But Officer, I was just giving him the Christmas Fistivities.'
2. 'But Officer, I was just giving him the Christmas Fistivities.'
fistivities by iKaite July 14, 2009
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festivities
Getting together with friends and getting stoned and doing mind expanding drugs. Generally on a friday night or during the weekend, but there are occurences of week day festivities on rare occasions. Good times.
festivities by ffhk1 August 25, 2004
Festivities
My neighbor Lori said she has festivities planned for tonight, which by the way means she has cocaine.
Festivities by Siouxsie Supertramp November 9, 2020
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"Bro, let the Vegas Fastivities begin!" "Steve's mind was ready for the fastivities, but his body definitely wasn't. He's been puking all morning, but the pics from last night are EPIC!"
Fastivities by RoverAFG November 12, 2011
Post-festivitis
Post-festivitis by zobier January 13, 2013
fistivities
A feast, holiday, celebration, weekend or evening out that leaves you physically, emotionally, financially, morally and spiritually wrecked.
fistivities by Brad Kenyon October 11, 2003
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