feastivities

Holidays which center around lots of eating as part of the celebration. (Plural of feastivity.)

Thanksgiving and Christmas are the two most-popular feastivities.

by itfitz March 29, 2009

fistivities

1. A period of self-pleasure, masturbation, or sexual practice involving ones hand that lasts over the Christmas period. Usually performed by men who hate christmas, and their wives.

2. Shaking your curled fist at a motorist, swearing, and questioning their sexual preference, over the Christmas period. Can also be told to Police Officers.

1. 'After the christmas fistivities, my arm is four times bigger.'

2. 'But Officer, I was just giving him the Christmas Fistivities.'

by iKaite July 14, 2009

festivities

Getting together with friends and getting stoned and doing mind expanding drugs. Generally on a friday night or during the weekend, but there are occurences of week day festivities on rare occasions. Good times.

Dude, festivities tonite. Don't forget to hit up tha weed man.

by ffhk1 August 25, 2004

Festivities

Festivities is code for having possession of cocaine that you plan on doing that night.

My neighbor Lori said she has festivities planned for tonight, which by the way means she has cocaine.

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 9, 2020

Fastivities

Festivities done in a fast and loose and mostly drunk "ridic" manner.

"Bro, let the Vegas Fastivities begin!" "Steve's mind was ready for the fastivities, but his body definitely wasn't. He's been puking all morning, but the pics from last night are EPIC!"

by RoverAFG November 12, 2011

Post-festivitis

A bout of depression following a holiday or festival.

Man, I partied so hard Christmas and New Years. I've got a severe case of post-festivitis.

by zobier January 13, 2013

fistivities

A feast, holiday, celebration, weekend or evening out that leaves you physically, emotionally, financially, morally and spiritually wrecked.

I am feeling terrible after last weekend's fistivities

by Brad Kenyon October 11, 2003