itfitz's definitions

doorsock

A warning signal which is made by placing a sock over the doorknob of a bedroom door. This signifies to a roommate that you are inside the bedroom, engaged in sexual behavior.

I was headed into my bedroom to grab my wallet, but I stopped when I saw the doorsock and I knew my roommate was inside banging his girlfriend.

by itfitz April 21, 2006

feastivities

Holidays which center around lots of eating as part of the celebration. (Plural of feastivity.)

Thanksgiving and Christmas are the two most-popular feastivities.

by itfitz March 29, 2009

feastivity

A combination of the words "feast" and "festivity." A celebration which involves plenty of eating. (Plural is feastivities.)

Thanksgiving is the most-popular feastivity in the entire year.

by itfitz March 29, 2009

chronax

Mind-altering drug mentioned in Donald Fagen's song "Brite Nitegown" on his 2006 CD, "Morph the Cat."

(The "fella with the Brite Nitegown" refers to a statement from W.C. Fields -- he liked to refer to Death as "the fellow in the bright nightgown.")

Ten milligrams of Chronax
Will whip you back through time
Past Hebrew kings - and furry things
To the birth of humankind
I shared in all of nature's secrets
But when I finally came around
I'm sittin' on the rug gettin' a victory hug
From the fella in the brite Brite Nitegown

by itfitz April 21, 2006