fativities 

Activities that are enjoyably gluttonous and/or involve the consuming of junk food or desserts; embracing the fatty lifestyle and engaging in Earth’s best delicacies (Yogurtland, McDonalds, Crumbl, etc). Stuff that an almond mom would strongly detest. Best done in groups.

“Hey fatty are you free tonight? Kinda wanting to engage in fativities; I’m thinking main course at Taco Bell followed by some ice cream.”

fativities by macattack07 July 28, 2024

Fativities 

This word is used to degrade someone for having habits that someone chronically obese would have.

Lighthearted way to say “activities only fat people would do”

It is often used half-jokingly half-seriously to imply to someone that someone they want to do or a habit that might have is similar chronically obese individual.

Becky: “Do you wanna get some desert after dinner?”
Chad: “Sorry, I don’t partake in fativities”

Becky: “I can’t sleep without eating some ice cream”
Chad: “Fativities…”

Becky: “uhhhh I can’t function unless I snack every 2 hours”
Chad: “Fativities…”

Fativities by natlou March 28, 2025

Fatitties 

Tits that are huge ONLY becuase they are on a fat girl.

Oh man... fuckin Jenny man... Shes got some hella fatititties.

Eeew gross those are just fatitties.

Fatitties by BoobytownJim April 21, 2010

feastivities 

Holidays which center around lots of eating as part of the celebration. (Plural of feastivity.)

Thanksgiving and Christmas are the two most-popular feastivities.

feastivities by itfitz March 29, 2009

fistivities 

1. A period of self-pleasure, masturbation, or sexual practice involving ones hand that lasts over the Christmas period. Usually performed by men who hate christmas, and their wives.

2. Shaking your curled fist at a motorist, swearing, and questioning their sexual preference, over the Christmas period. Can also be told to Police Officers.

1. 'After the christmas fistivities, my arm is four times bigger.'

2. 'But Officer, I was just giving him the Christmas Fistivities.'

fistivities by iKaite July 14, 2009

facilities management 

The act of shitting in another man's ass and fucking it for the sole purpose of looking busy

Well I'll be damned if I ever rely on facilities management to get anything done

facilities management by Albert11 February 21, 2008

festivities 

Getting together with friends and getting stoned and doing mind expanding drugs. Generally on a friday night or during the weekend, but there are occurences of week day festivities on rare occasions. Good times.

Dude, festivities tonite. Don't forget to hit up tha weed man.

festivities by ffhk1 August 25, 2004