fayecedes 

Smart intelligent girl with a mind set of a Queen, she has a temper and won’t back down to her opinions, she sticks up for people and she puts god and family first

Oh that’s that girl fayecedes

fayecedes by _l_o_v_l_y_1234 November 19, 2018

facedesk

The act of planting one's face into a desk at high speeds usually due to embarrasment or frustration.

Yohn facedesked because of the insanity in the room.

facedesk by SuikoxYohn July 7, 2006

/facedesk 

The physical act of banging your head against a desk. Derived from /facepalm

A: Boom!Headshot!
B: /facedesk

/facedesk by gregoreeDOTcom October 14, 2008

facedesk

Similar to facepalm or headdesk, but a combination thereof.
Used to indicate an excessively stupid comment or action which neither facepalm or headdesk can adequately describe.

User1: DUDE! I JUST SAW SOME CRAZY STUFF!
User2: What stuff?
User1: Two squirrels came up to the window and started eating each other!
User2: ...
User1: Or maybe big cats, or possibly two dogs and a chipmunk...
User2: *facedesk*

facedesk by reversethepolarity August 10, 2009

facedesk

For when a facepalm just isn't enough.

User1: What's brown and sticky?
User2: What?
User1: A twig.
User2: I don't get it.
User1: *facedesk*

facedesk by monkyingaround October 18, 2012

/facedesk 

Verb
When something really stupid happens, or is said on the internet, and the person at the computer desks head falls from the normal position and hits the desk in utter dumbfounded-ness

*something stupid happens*
/facedesk

/facedesk by Kellenjoy Katherine August 18, 2011

fauxcedes 

A Hyundai Genesis sedan that looks remarkably similar to a Mercedes.

Dumb guy: Oh dude, Jason just a got a new Mercedes! Check it out!

Smart Guy: No way fool, that ain't no Mercedes - it's a Fauxcedes - made by Hyundai - and they call it a "Genesis" like it was first or something.

fauxcedes by ron_99 May 8, 2010