fauxcedes 

A Hyundai Genesis sedan that looks remarkably similar to a Mercedes.

Dumb guy: Oh dude, Jason just a got a new Mercedes! Check it out!

Smart Guy: No way fool, that ain't no Mercedes - it's a Fauxcedes - made by Hyundai - and they call it a "Genesis" like it was first or something.

fauxcedes by ron_99 May 8, 2010

facedesk

The act of planting one's face into a desk at high speeds usually due to embarrasment or frustration.

Yohn facedesked because of the insanity in the room.

facedesk by SuikoxYohn July 7, 2006

fauxmeless 

"Fake homeless"; Scruffy-looking teenagers who think it's cool to hang out on the streets and beg for change, but at they end of the day go back home to their middle-class lifestyles and their parents' house in the suburbs.

It's impossible to walk down a major street in this city without being accosted by hordes of fauxmeless kids asking for spare change.

fauxmeless by Crownprince75 October 8, 2009

fauxcade

when the front of a building (let's say usually an apartment complex or a house that is now a rental property) is designed to look imposing or grand when viewed head on, but when viewed critically the rest of the building doesn't live up to the first impression.

Sure, the place I thought about renting had a nice fauxcade with decorative window guards, brickwork, flashy cornices, and elaborate drainspouts, but the sides of the place were covered in cheap, cracked vinyl siding.

fauxcade by endtime34 April 18, 2010

/facedesk 

The physical act of banging your head against a desk. Derived from /facepalm

A: Boom!Headshot!
B: /facedesk

/facedesk by gregoreeDOTcom October 14, 2008

fauxdestrian

1. A person standing at a crosswalk distracted by their electronics. Stopping traffic but not crossing.
2. A person attempting to walk in a crowd while texting, acting like a directionless zombie.

Look at that fauxdestrian.
What a fauxdestrian.
Did you see that fauxdestrian?

fauxdestrian by Craig Ludwig, Holly MacArthur May 8, 2018

facedesk

Similar to facepalm or headdesk, but a combination thereof.
Used to indicate an excessively stupid comment or action which neither facepalm or headdesk can adequately describe.

User1: DUDE! I JUST SAW SOME CRAZY STUFF!
User2: What stuff?
User1: Two squirrels came up to the window and started eating each other!
User2: ...
User1: Or maybe big cats, or possibly two dogs and a chipmunk...
User2: *facedesk*

facedesk by reversethepolarity August 10, 2009