Definitions by ron_99

fauxcedes 

A Hyundai Genesis sedan that looks remarkably similar to a Mercedes.

Dumb guy: Oh dude, Jason just a got a new Mercedes! Check it out!

Smart Guy: No way fool, that ain't no Mercedes - it's a Fauxcedes - made by Hyundai - and they call it a "Genesis" like it was first or something.

fauxcedes by ron_99 May 8, 2010

Bic-it 

Shaving one's head with a razor, as opposed to doing so with electric clippers.

When my battery powered clippers run out of juice I just go ahead and Bic-it for that extra clean look.

Bic-it by ron_99 January 12, 2010