1. v. A term used to describe an unfortunate situation experienced by the students at Our Lady of Fatima University.
2. v. A problem or bad situation in which the solution offered by the students will not be heard, considered, or entertained by the faculty. Results in no resolution of the problem or bad situation.
3. v. Under normal situations the student or students are not aware they are being "Fucked over" until it is too late.
Masturbating to pornography which features someone who bears a strong resemblance to another person you would like to fuck, or see fucked. Often used with/on celebrities or peopleone knows in real life. Often involves a series of increasingly specific, and increasingly long search strings on internet porn sites.
See also, doppleganger.
"I found a reasonable fapsimile of my ex on Pornhub, and I've been fapping all day to it, because I erased all our homemade porn like an idiot"
"Katy Perry has not made a sex tape, but you can find a reasonable fapsimile on the internet"
fatsicle(noun): pronounced fat-sick-cull, a slang term for ice cream cone or frozen yogurt cone; now used to refer to any sort of fattening dessert that doesn't necessarily take "cone form". Guilty parties include Sonic Blasts and Dairy Queen Blizzards.
Nick: Where'd you go man?
Mike: I ran out to Dairy Queen, I had to grab a late-night fatsicle.
Professor: A fatsicle is like a popsicle, except you know...made out of fat.
Mother: I picked up a couple fatsicles for the boys.
Observer: I just drove by Dairy Queen and there's about 50 people outside sucking on fatsicles.
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."