fatsimile

When you mistake two different over-weight people for the same person.

The other day I got Rosie O'Donnell confused with Roseanne Barr, it was a total Fatsimile.

fatsimile by Pajetski November 9, 2021

Fatimized

1. v. A term used to describe an unfortunate situation experienced by the students at Our Lady of Fatima University.

2. v. A problem or bad situation in which the solution offered by the students will not be heard, considered, or entertained by the faculty. Results in no resolution of the problem or bad situation.

3. v. Under normal situations the student or students are not aware they are being "Fucked over" until it is too late.

Student was deported. He was Fatimized by Ms. Rose.

Fatimized by DJ Skidmarks February 11, 2014

fapsimile

Masturbating to pornography which features someone who bears a strong resemblance to another person you would like to fuck, or see fucked. Often used with/on celebrities or people one knows in real life. Often involves a series of increasingly specific, and increasingly long search strings on internet porn sites.

See also, doppleganger.

"I found a reasonable fapsimile of my ex on Pornhub, and I've been fapping all day to it, because I erased all our homemade porn like an idiot"

"Katy Perry has not made a sex tape, but you can find a reasonable fapsimile on the internet"

fapsimile by UrVile February 15, 2019

facsimile 

The transferring of images, usually or hard-copy documents, via telephone lines to another device that can recieve and interpret the images.

I am the only person that knows how to spell that word.

facsimile by IrishRepublicanArmy December 29, 2003

fatsicle

fatsicle(noun): pronounced fat-sick-cull, a slang term for ice cream cone or frozen yogurt cone; now used to refer to any sort of fattening dessert that doesn't necessarily take "cone form". Guilty parties include Sonic Blasts and Dairy Queen Blizzards.

Nick: Where'd you go man?
Mike: I ran out to Dairy Queen, I had to grab a late-night fatsicle.


Professor: A fatsicle is like a popsicle, except you know...made out of fat.


Mother: I picked up a couple fatsicles for the boys.


Observer: I just drove by Dairy Queen and there's about 50 people outside sucking on fatsicles.

fatsicle by nkooky5 March 17, 2009

Facsimilephobia 

The fear of Fax Machines

No! Not the fax! I have Facsimilephobia!

Facsimilephobia by IdonwansetworldonfireWaitIdo May 29, 2018

facsimilipeeps 

Resin castings of human characters such as bobble heads or 💀 ☠️ people.

Those facsimilipeeps of that rock group look just like the humans they represent.

facsimilipeeps by Brumleyprunk June 29, 2022