Fatsimilie

When you mistake one fat, white celebrity for another, fat, white celebrity. That is a ‘Fatsimile’.

Sharon and Karen were watching Home Alone for the first time in years. ‘Hey, isn’t that John Goodman?’ Sharon stated. ‘Howay, man’, said Karen. ‘That’s not John Goodman, that’s John Candy!’ Fatsimilie.

by On the Buses November 21, 2022

fapsimile

Masturbating to pornography which features someone who bears a strong resemblance to another person you would like to fuck, or see fucked. Often used with/on celebrities or people one knows in real life. Often involves a series of increasingly specific, and increasingly long search strings on internet porn sites.

See also, doppleganger.

"I found a reasonable fapsimile of my ex on Pornhub, and I've been fapping all day to it, because I erased all our homemade porn like an idiot"

"Katy Perry has not made a sex tape, but you can find a reasonable fapsimile on the internet"

by UrVile February 15, 2019

facsimile

The transferring of images, usually or hard-copy documents, via telephone lines to another device that can recieve and interpret the images.

I am the only person that knows how to spell that word.

by IrishRepublicanArmy December 29, 2003

Facsimilephobia

The fear of Fax Machines

No! Not the fax! I have Facsimilephobia!

by IdonwansetworldonfireWaitIdo May 29, 2018

fatsimile

When you mistake two different over-weight people for the same person.

The other day I got Rosie O'Donnell confused with Roseanne Barr, it was a total Fatsimile.

by Pajetski November 9, 2021

facsimilipeeps

Resin castings of human characters such as bobble heads or 💀 ☠️ people.

Those facsimilipeeps of that rock group look just like the humans they represent.

by Brumleyprunk June 29, 2022

facsimile

when someone is being a dumbass

Rajneet your such a facsimile

by quesada!@#$ June 15, 2018