Fatsickle

An excessive roll of fat around your midsection that resembles a series of popsickles, sticky and gross like when you leave them out too long in the summer.

The disgusting fatsickles on Tyra Banks make her unworthy of social yumminess.

by Sarah & Hannah July 24, 2007

Fatsickle

A fatsickle is produced when a fat, bald, caucasian man sticks his black dick in a tray of ice to get a boner and to get the sweat off his dick to impress his "lady-friend" of the night, then he sticks his fatsickle in her.

"I have frostbite on my fatsickle; warm it up tang'"

by tankin355 October 29, 2007

fagsicle

the act of having a gay man propped on a stick or other suitable prop.

that faggity ass bitch ran his mouth so fucking much i hads to use lil' rico to make a fagsicle out of his ass.

by stu in the zoo May 5, 2006

Fartsickle

When a succulent fart is stored in a container and then freezed over night to enjoy the next day.

Yo P-Pots while you're at the freezer can you grab me a fartsickle too?

by SpongeBob&Patrick August 31, 2010

fartsicle

n. flatulance in such a cold environment that one might expect it to solidify like an icicle.

Alternatively used as an expression of disappointment or to describe one's behavior. Synonymous with crapsack, poopsack, fartsack.

It's so cold out here I'm producing fartsicles!

You're such a fartsicle!

by Rachel Woodhouse November 30, 2006

fapsicle

A globule of dried cum left on a chick's face after bukkake is performed on her.

"Oh my God, when they finished with me I had about 17 fapsicles hanging off my chin".

"Did you save them?"

"Yeah, try this"

<<crunch crunch>> "OHMYGOD ITS MY HUSBAND"

"...shafted" <<evil grin>>

by durson August 15, 2007

fatsicle

fatsicle(noun): pronounced fat-sick-cull, a slang term for ice cream cone or frozen yogurt cone; now used to refer to any sort of fattening dessert that doesn't necessarily take "cone form". Guilty parties include Sonic Blasts and Dairy Queen Blizzards.

Nick: Where'd you go man?
Mike: I ran out to Dairy Queen, I had to grab a late-night fatsicle.


Professor: A fatsicle is like a popsicle, except you know...made out of fat.


Mother: I picked up a couple fatsicles for the boys.


Observer: I just drove by Dairy Queen and there's about 50 people outside sucking on fatsicles.

by nkooky5 March 17, 2009