fapsimile

Masturbating to pornography which features someone who bears a strong resemblance to another person you would like to fuck, or see fucked. Often used with/on celebrities or people one knows in real life. Often involves a series of increasingly specific, and increasingly long search strings on internet porn sites.

See also, doppleganger.

"I found a reasonable fapsimile of my ex on Pornhub, and I've been fapping all day to it, because I erased all our homemade porn like an idiot"

"Katy Perry has not made a sex tape, but you can find a reasonable fapsimile on the internet"

fapsimile by UrVile February 15, 2019

fapsicle 

A globule of dried cum left on a chick's face after bukkake is performed on her.

"Oh my God, when they finished with me I had about 17 fapsicles hanging off my chin".

"Did you save them?"

"Yeah, try this"

<<crunch crunch>> "OHMYGOD ITS MY HUSBAND"

"...shafted" <<evil grin>>

fapsicle by durson August 15, 2007

facsimile 

The transferring of images, usually or hard-copy documents, via telephone lines to another device that can recieve and interpret the images.

I am the only person that knows how to spell that word.

facsimile by IrishRepublicanArmy December 29, 2003

Fapsickle Handshake

A fapsickle handshake is something one friend does for the other. It is another term for jerking off! U can fap fap fap! The fapsickle handhshake originates from fap fap fap which means for one to masturbate. One can give fapsickle handshakes to the other any time of the day any where! BUT a fapsickle handshake MUST be DIRTAY!

person1-heyy what r u doing
person2-oh nothing off just preparing for our "fapsickle handshake"
person1-ohhh sweet, can i join?
person 2-sure we can fap together
person1- AWESOME LETS GET DIRTAYYY!!!

Fapsickle Handshake by mrs.fapfapfap May 30, 2009

Facsimilephobia 

The fear of Fax Machines

No! Not the fax! I have Facsimilephobia!

Facsimilephobia by IdonwansetworldonfireWaitIdo May 29, 2018

fatsimile

When you mistake two different over-weight people for the same person.

The other day I got Rosie O'Donnell confused with Roseanne Barr, it was a total Fatsimile.

fatsimile by Pajetski November 9, 2021

facsimilipeeps 

Resin castings of human characters such as bobble heads or 💀 ☠️ people.

Those facsimilipeeps of that rock group look just like the humans they represent.

facsimilipeeps by Brumleyprunk June 29, 2022