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Fatmonkey grew out of the ghetto bass absorbed streets of Miami, Florida as a few boys from the projects who liked skateboarding just as much as they liked basketball
fatmonkey by jane January 12, 2004
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Fat Monkey 

A very plump, juicy vagina. Usually used as an adjective for a delightfully ample female private area.
Hey, girl! Let me get some of that Fat Monkey!
Fat Monkey by Snow Right September 3, 2016

Failmonkey 

Someone who is a failure, an idiot, moron, or dumbass.
Wow, he just drove right into that stop sign. What a failmonkey.
Failmonkey by Mellrocks November 1, 2012
A rare and exotic animal. Only one has been found to date. The Catmonkey is a cross between a cat and a monkey. He looks like a cat and behaves like a monkey. The Catmonkey is very cheeky but also kind, and is known to associate with another rare breed, the Stinky Chimp.
'I went to the Amazon and saw a catmonkey in its natural habitat'
'Wow'
catmonkey by Monkeyscientist January 27, 2015

Fat Monkey 

a pussy whith fat cheeks, a big meaty taco, that gives you a mouthfull once eaten, a huge cameltoe pussy. that is so good . i love to eat a fat monkey anytime.

big fat monkey balls 

When you need to get out of a conversation in the best way possible
Guy: hey wanna go talk about what happened on June 16th 2012?

Guy 2: big fat monkey balls (walks away)

Fagmonkey 

1.A person who is not only a fag but also has the IQ of a monkey.
See josh over there? he tried to bang a blender.
What a fagmonkey.
Fagmonkey by ig88b1 October 15, 2007