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batmonkey

Noun:
A person that is considerably ugly
That batmonkey makes my face hurts
by Rondog December 16, 2007
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Batmonkey_vr

Many people can clap batmonkey_vr
by Reversemonkey_vr March 9, 2022
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ass-sucking-batmonkey

Adjective:
Describes someone who sucks up to everyone he/she things is cool
That motherfucking ass-sucking-batmonkey is ass-sucking my grandmother.
by Rondog December 16, 2007
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Badonkey

Damn, that bitch DJ has a killer badonkey. EeeAHHH!
by Neet February 5, 2004
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buttmonkey

That buttmonkey needs to come out for a while and get some fresh air
by MakTheYak November 25, 2003
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bearmonkey

The bearmonkey is a euphemism for a hangover. One usually receives a visit from the bearmonkey after a long night of drinking way too much alcohol.

The bearmonkey is a creature that sneaks into your room at night and slaps you around, fucks up your hair, presses on your eyeballs, shits in your mouth and steals all of your money.

The day after a visit from the bearmonkey, one usually has bloodshot eyes, feels like crap and looks like crap, has terrible dry mouth, stinky breath and can't figure out where all the money in his wallet went.
Boss: "You look like shit today!"
Employee: "Yeah, I got a visit from the bearmonkey last night."
by biomechanic April 15, 2007
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catmonkey

A rare and exotic animal. Only one has been found to date. The Catmonkey is a cross between a cat and a monkey. He looks like a cat and behaves like a monkey. The Catmonkey is very cheeky but also kind, and is known to associate with another rare breed, the Stinky Chimp.
'I went to the Amazon and saw a catmonkey in its natural habitat'
'Wow'
by Monkeyscientist January 27, 2015
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