batmonkey 

Noun:
A person that is considerably ugly

That batmonkey makes my face hurts

batmonkey by Rondog December 16, 2007

Batmonkey_vr 

Trash at gorilla tag

Many people can clap batmonkey_vr

Batmonkey_vr by Reversemonkey_vr March 9, 2022

ass-sucking-batmonkey

Adjective:
Describes someone who sucks up to everyone he/she things is cool

That motherfucking ass-sucking-batmonkey is ass-sucking my grandmother.

ass-sucking-batmonkey by Rondog December 16, 2007

Badonkey 

A nice fat ass

Damn, that bitch DJ has a killer badonkey. EeeAHHH!

Badonkey by Neet February 5, 2004

buttmonkey 

Rectum dwelling primate

That buttmonkey needs to come out for a while and get some fresh air

buttmonkey by MakTheYak November 25, 2003

bearmonkey 

The bearmonkey is a euphemism for a hangover. One usually receives a visit from the bearmonkey after a long night of drinking way too much alcohol.

The bearmonkey is a creature that sneaks into your room at night and slaps you around, fucks up your hair, presses on your eyeballs, shits in your mouth and steals all of your money.

The day after a visit from the bearmonkey, one usually has bloodshot eyes, feels like crap and looks like crap, has terrible dry mouth, stinky breath and can't figure out where all the money in his wallet went.

Boss: "You look like shit today!"
Employee: "Yeah, I got a visit from the bearmonkey last night."

bearmonkey by biomechanic April 15, 2007

catmonkey

A rare and exotic animal. Only one has been found to date. The Catmonkey is a cross between a cat and a monkey. He looks like a cat and behaves like a monkey. The Catmonkey is very cheeky but also kind, and is known to associate with another rare breed, the Stinky Chimp.

'I went to the Amazon and saw a catmonkey in its natural habitat'
'Wow'

catmonkey by Monkeyscientist January 27, 2015