Definitions by Mellrocks

Maskhole 

People who enter public establishments without wearing a mask, even though it is an executive order; and then have the nerve to give an attitude to the employee in the establishment because they are told they need to wear a face covering to enter the building. Some even resort to arguing, threatening, and insulting the employee; because they are too stupid to understand that the employee does not make the law.

Especially people who conduct themselves this way in Massachusetts; way worse than a Masshole.

“This maskhole threatened to beat my ass because I told him the town required a mask or face covering to enter the store.”

Maskhole by Mellrocks April 28, 2020

Failmonkey 

Someone who is a failure, an idiot, moron, or dumbass.

Wow, he just drove right into that stop sign. What a failmonkey.

Failmonkey by Mellrocks November 1, 2012

Failtown 

All the shitty white trash parts of West Warwick, Rhode Island. This includes Arctic, and Westcott.

Don't move to Failtown; it's the toilet bowl of Rhode Island.

Failtown by Mellrocks June 13, 2011

disco lemonade

A cocktail containing Vodka, Blue Curacao, and Lemonade.

I'll have a rum and coke and she'll have a disco lemonade.

disco lemonade by Mellrocks May 9, 2007