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facemonkey 

The act of having a monkey hugging your face.
You've got a facemonkey!
facemonkey by Coolio ;] December 17, 2008

Facebonkers 

Someone who is constantly going crazy on Facebook...
By crazy I mean... commenting on every single photo, writing on everyone's wall, groups, invites, etc. etc.
"Dude.. Freakin Kathy has gone completely facebonkers!...."
"Yeah, man... She left me like 16 photo comments and invited me to 4 groups and all this shit"
"God help us..."
Facebonkers by Klyde Frog January 27, 2009

Failmonkey 

Someone who is a failure, an idiot, moron, or dumbass.
Wow, he just drove right into that stop sign. What a failmonkey.
Failmonkey by Mellrocks November 1, 2012

fuckmonkey 

he is just her fuckmonkey
fuckmonkey by Monkeymaster May 6, 2003

fuckmonkey 

Someone who continually screws up
"Jim missed another deadline? What a fuckmonkey!"
fuckmonkey by nzowl December 15, 2003

Fagmonkey 

1.A person who is not only a fag but also has the IQ of a monkey.
See josh over there? he tried to bang a blender.
What a fagmonkey.
Fagmonkey by ig88b1 October 15, 2007