catmonkey

A rare and exotic animal. Only one has been found to date. The Catmonkey is a cross between a cat and a monkey. He looks like a cat and behaves like a monkey. The Catmonkey is very cheeky but also kind, and is known to associate with another rare breed, the Stinky Chimp.

'I went to the Amazon and saw a catmonkey in its natural habitat'
'Wow'

catmonkey by Monkeyscientist January 27, 2015

Cartmonkey 

Someone who works at a grocery store pushing carts.

He's a cartmonkey at the super store.

Cartmonkey by cartmonkey October 23, 2004

cuntmonkey 

Someone who is so completely despicable they transcend being a dickhead and can only be described by this term.

Omigod, <insert suitably stupid name here> just called me a slut! He is such a cuntmonkey.

cuntmonkey by Elle-Belle February 8, 2007

Catonkeyboard Syndrome 

Random, meaningless letters on a chat/text. What happens when your cat takes a nap on your keyboard.

"gfv,zkdsjlsdxnnjzds,.mjxchksdddddddddddddddddvdxk,.dssd" is an example of Catonkeyboard Syndrome

Catonkeyboard Syndrome by She'sTheBlade March 4, 2011

cuntmonkey 

1. an extremely annoying, disgusting person
2. a weird looking 2ft tall monkey with a vagina for a face

'oh. dude. you're such a fucking cuntmonkey.'

cuntmonkey by Jamie December 2, 2003

Catonkey 

A mix between a cat and a donkey. (Cat + Donkey = catonkey).

When I was drunk I thought I saw a catonkey!

Catonkey by Well boi 11 August 25, 2011

catonakeyboardinspace 

What you see when you die.

Ytmnd 4ever! Ebaums worlsd sucks! also cocks! catonakeyboardinspace

catonakeyboardinspace by BDizzunn October 7, 2007