Failmonkey 

Someone who is a failure, an idiot, moron, or dumbass.

Wow, he just drove right into that stop sign. What a failmonkey.

Failmonkey by Mellrocks November 1, 2012

Fagmonkey 

1.A person who is not only a fag but also has the IQ of a monkey.

See josh over there? he tried to bang a blender.
What a fagmonkey.

Fagmonkey by ig88b1 October 15, 2007

facemonkey 

A monkey's face

Look at that facemonkey on that monkey!

facemonkey by Ashabeth October 30, 2008

filemonkey 

one who is prone to sift through many terrabytes of information,a 'user' who can easily exploit your PC without your knowledge

I have read so many files I should call myself a filemonkey,Someone 1337 has been exploiting my OS like they were a filemonkey

filemonkey by MasterSofTrancE February 12, 2006

failmonger 

One who brings fail, as a fishmonger is one who provides fish.

"I heard Ewan's decided not to buy an Xbox 360."

"What a failmonger."

failmonger by mds84 November 25, 2009

facemonkey 

The act of having a monkey hugging your face.

You've got a facemonkey!

facemonkey by Coolio ;] December 17, 2008

fatmonkey

Fatmonkey is a collective of full service digital media professionals dedicated to shining new light on and presenting a different perspective of streetcore talent.Fatmonkey is headquartered in Baltimore, Maryland and operates from Brooklyn, New York, and Tokyo, Japan.

Fatmonkey grew out of the ghetto bass absorbed streets of Miami, Florida as a few boys from the projects who liked skateboarding just as much as they liked basketball

fatmonkey by jane January 12, 2004