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Failmonkey 

Someone who is a failure, an idiot, moron, or dumbass.
Wow, he just drove right into that stop sign. What a failmonkey.
Failmonkey by Mellrocks November 1, 2012
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Fagmonkey 

1.A person who is not only a fag but also has the IQ of a monkey.
See josh over there? he tried to bang a blender.
What a fagmonkey.
Fagmonkey by ig88b1 October 15, 2007

facemonkey 

Look at that facemonkey on that monkey!
facemonkey by Ashabeth October 30, 2008

filemonkey 

one who is prone to sift through many terrabytes of information,a 'user' who can easily exploit your PC without your knowledge
I have read so many files I should call myself a filemonkey,Someone 1337 has been exploiting my OS like they were a filemonkey
filemonkey by MasterSofTrancE February 12, 2006

failmonger 

One who brings fail, as a fishmonger is one who provides fish.
"I heard Ewan's decided not to buy an Xbox 360."

"What a failmonger."
failmonger by mds84 November 25, 2009

facemonkey 

The act of having a monkey hugging your face.
You've got a facemonkey!
facemonkey by Coolio ;] December 17, 2008
Fatmonkey is a collective of full service digital media professionals dedicated to shining new light on and presenting a different perspective of streetcore talent.Fatmonkey is headquartered in Baltimore, Maryland and operates from Brooklyn, New York, and Tokyo, Japan.
Fatmonkey grew out of the ghetto bass absorbed streets of Miami, Florida as a few boys from the projects who liked skateboarding just as much as they liked basketball
fatmonkey by jane January 12, 2004
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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