fascade 

when a woman gives head to a naked kangaroo

Hey John, Laura gave me the maddest fascade yesterday
So did my sister.

fascade by 𝐎𝐧𝐥𝐲𝐀𝐥𝐥𝐲𝐖𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 June 1, 2022

facadebook 

The facebook of an individual who is using their facebook to give the illusion of an happy, active life, usually by broadcasting social plans or posting photos from gatherings which are otherwise not noteworthy.

Jessica tries way too hard to come off as social. Look at her facadebook status; "PARTY TONIGHT! ohh man summa time is here and im havin a BLAST! love my friends." And seriously, 104 pictures from dinner with Kelly at IHOP?

facadebook by pir8 June 13, 2009

façade

1. front of a building
2. deceptive appearance

mr. K-Y has a civil façade but is actually very rude inside.

façade by it is not your business July 3, 2019

First day façade 

When a teacher acts nice and laughs all the time on the first day and then you hear from sources he's actually very mean

Tracey: OMG! Our teacher is so cool!
Paige: No he isn't! I heard it's just a first day façade!

First day façade by Mislead student February 5, 2014

Facade 

A facade is when people add a coat of paint and be what they ain't. Ex: some people spend more than they earn to seem wealthy.

Person 1: Man, he's living a facade
Person 2: I know right, he's driving up with that flashy car of his.

Alternative:
Musical fans: IF YOU LIVE AROUND HERE YOU NEED CASH IN THE BANK

'CAUSE THE HOUSES 'ROUND HERE ARE ALL FLASHY AND SWANK
AN' THE FRONT BIT, HA
THAT'S WHAT'S CALLED A FACADE

Facade by Moceit July 26, 2019

facade 

fake illusion or appereance, superficial

Knowing being in debt, John managed to maintain a facade of wealth

facade by Eve S. August 30, 2006

Facade 

a deceptive outward appearance.

Big Chungus: Hello moto moto i heard from this palm tree that you like me
Moto Moto: You Fool, It was but a facade

Facade by LandisP May 8, 2019