Façademy

(Noun)
The administrative act of mandating inspection and repair work on the façades of residential and commercial buildings far too frequently, for far longer, and at a much greater cost than necessary.

(Adjective / Verb)
The state of experiencing prolonged structural disturbances, loss of natural light, and constant construction noise as a tenant trapped inside a building undergoing prolonged façade work.

(Noun)
The city council is pushing through another round of local law inspections. Our building has been covered in scaffolding for three years thanks to their endless façademy.

(Adjective / Verb)
I haven't been able to open my blinds or see daylight for two years. I am completely façademized.

Façademy by Core Convictions September 25, 2026

facadomy 

(fasa-do-me) During intercourse, when the male purposefully attempts to penetrate the female anus without her knowing or consent. The result usually ends up with the female "directing" the male back to the female's vagina.

1 - When I had sex with Sara the other day I pulled a
facadomy and got slapped.

2 - Your life is a fake, ass-fucked, life or a facadomy.

facadomy by Norm U. T July 2, 2006