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the cross between a farce and a facade.

Katie's new boob job was such a farcade.

farcade by erikbogen November 15, 2009

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farcade

When a comrade has farted, admitted fault, and the person they've admitted it to farts immediately after the admittance thus enabling the initial farter to take all the blame for the odor.

I farted, apologized, and asked my husband to crack the window when I noticed the odor only to learn the extreme odor had been a farcade! He farted immediately following my apology.

farcade by Aley G. Puhee November 13, 2013

Related Words

farcade • facade • Faradenza • facadebook • Facadebooking • facade immunity • Facadence • Facadeofabsurdity • facade pattern • faradeh

facadebook

The facebook of an individual who is using their facebook to give the illusion of an happy, active life, usually by broadcasting social plans or posting photos from gatherings which are otherwise not noteworthy.

Jessica tries way too hard to come off as social. Look at her facadebook status; "PARTY TONIGHT! ohh man summa time is here and im havin a BLAST! love my friends." And seriously, 104 pictures from dinner with Kelly at IHOP?

facadebook by pir8 June 13, 2009

façade

1. front of a building
2. deceptive appearance

mr. K-Y has a civil façade but is actually very rude inside.

façade by it is not your business July 3, 2019

Dante Forcadell

A man that would 100% die for Nyash. Someone not loyal to the boys at all and with the slightest sight of a woman would instantly leave them for her

Look at Dante forcadell, he would definitely die for Nyash

Dante Forcadell by Cumlad123 November 27, 2022

First day façade

When a teacher acts nice and laughs all the time on the first day and then you hear from sources he's actually very mean

Tracey: OMG! Our teacher is so cool!
Paige: No he isn't! I heard it's just a first day façade!

First day façade by Mislead student February 5, 2014

Facade

A facade is when people add a coat of paint and be what they ain't. Ex: some people spend more than they earn to seem wealthy.

Person 1: Man, he's living a facade
Person 2: I know right, he's driving up with that flashy car of his.

Alternative:
Musical fans: IF YOU LIVE AROUND HERE YOU NEED CASH IN THE BANK

'CAUSE THE HOUSES 'ROUND HERE ARE ALL FLASHY AND SWANK
AN' THE FRONT BIT, HA
THAT'S WHAT'S CALLED A FACADE

Facade by Moceit July 26, 2019

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026