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farcade
When a comrade has farted, admitted fault, and the person they've admitted it to farts immediately after the admittance thus enabling the initial farter to take all the blame for the odor.
I farted, apologized, and asked my husband to crack the window when I noticed the odor only to learn the extreme odor had been a farcade! He farted immediately following my apology.
farcade by Aley G. Puhee November 13, 2013
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farcade • facade • Faradenza • facadebook • Facadebooking • facade immunity • Façademy • Facadence • Facadeofabsurdity • facade pattern
facadebook
The facebook of an individual who is using their facebook to give the illusion of an happy, active life, usually by broadcasting social plans or posting photos from gatherings which are otherwise not noteworthy.
Jessica tries way too hard to come off as social. Look at her facadebook status; "PARTY TONIGHT! ohh man summa time is here and im havin a BLAST! love my friends." And seriously, 104 pictures from dinner with Kelly at IHOP?
facadebook by pir8 June 13, 2009
façade
façade by it is not your business July 3, 2019
Dante Forcadell
A man that would 100% die for Nyash. Someone not loyal to the boys at all and with the slightest sight of a woman would instantly leave them for her
Dante Forcadell by Cumlad123 November 27, 2022
First day façade
When a teacher acts nice and laughs all the time on the first day and then you hear from sources he's actually very mean
First day façade by Mislead student February 5, 2014
Facade
A facade is when people add a coat of paint and be what they ain't. Ex: some people spend more than they earn to seem wealthy.
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026
pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026