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farcade
When a comrade has farted, admitted fault, and the person they've admitted it to farts immediately after the admittance thus enabling the initial farter to take all the blame for the odor.
I farted, apologized, and asked my husband to crack the window when I noticed the odor only to learn the extreme odor had been a farcade! He farted immediately following my apology.
farcade by Aley G. Puhee November 13, 2013
Related Words
farcade • facade • Faradenza • facadebook • Facadebooking • facade immunity • Façademy • Facadence • Facadeofabsurdity • facade pattern
facadebook
The facebook of an individual who is using their facebook to give the illusion of an happy, active life, usually by broadcasting social plans or posting photos from gatherings which are otherwise not noteworthy.
Jessica tries way too hard to come off as social. Look at her facadebook status; "PARTY TONIGHT! ohh man summa time is here and im havin a BLAST! love my friends." And seriously, 104 pictures from dinner with Kelly at IHOP?
facadebook by pir8 June 13, 2009
façade
façade by it is not your business July 3, 2019
Dante Forcadell
A man that would 100% die for Nyash. Someone not loyal to the boys at all and with the slightest sight of a woman would instantly leave them for her
Dante Forcadell by Cumlad123 November 27, 2022
First day façade
When a teacher acts nice and laughs all the time on the first day and then you hear from sources he's actually very mean
First day façade by Mislead student February 5, 2014
Facade
A facade is when people add a coat of paint and be what they ain't. Ex: some people spend more than they earn to seem wealthy.
Person 1: Man, he's living a facade
Person 2: I know right, he's driving up with that flashy car of his.
Alternative:
Musical fans: IF YOU LIVE AROUND HERE YOU NEED CASH IN THE BANK
'CAUSE THE HOUSES 'ROUND HERE ARE ALL FLASHY AND SWANK
AN' THE FRONT BIT, HA
THAT'S WHAT'S CALLED A FACADE
Person 2: I know right, he's driving up with that flashy car of his.
Alternative:
Musical fans: IF YOU LIVE AROUND HERE YOU NEED CASH IN THE BANK
'CAUSE THE HOUSES 'ROUND HERE ARE ALL FLASHY AND SWANK
AN' THE FRONT BIT, HA
THAT'S WHAT'S CALLED A FACADE
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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