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A facade is when people add a coat of paint and be what they ain't. Ex: some people spend more than they earn to seem wealthy.
Person 1: Man, he's living a facade
Person 2: I know right, he's driving up with that flashy car of his.

Alternative:
Musical fans: IF YOU LIVE AROUND HERE YOU NEED CASH IN THE BANK

'CAUSE THE HOUSES 'ROUND HERE ARE ALL FLASHY AND SWANK
AN' THE FRONT BIT, HA
THAT'S WHAT'S CALLED A FACADE
by Moceit July 26, 2019
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Jan 15 Word of the Day
The Nussy, or the “nose pussy”, if you will, was discovered during the corona virus pandemic of 2020. People that had to be tested for Covid-19 had to have their nose swabbed right where the brain connects, which often led to people rolling back their eyes and gagging.

A nose-swab-fetish developed from this, because we, as humans, ruin everything.
Oh fuck yeah, swab my nussy

Sir, please, I went to medical school

“uwu”
by Pogoextreme December 25, 2020
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1. front of a building
2. deceptive appearance
mr. K-Y has a civil façade but is actually very rude inside.
by it is not your business July 03, 2019
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fake illusion or appereance, superficial
Knowing being in debt, John managed to maintain a facade of wealth
by Eve S. August 30, 2006
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a deceptive outward appearance.
Big Chungus: Hello moto moto i heard from this palm tree that you like me
Moto Moto: You Fool, It was but a facade
via giphy
by LandisP May 08, 2019
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A false or fake exterior to something. Usually made out of a shit stained substance. Used to make subject look better or of higher quality when really it isn’t. Typically used for superficial purposes.
Wow Gary, the outside of that home looks so magnificent, but once you pass through the front door, you can you see how much of a piece of shit façade it really was.
by TrippleJ July 23, 2018
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A specialty; something someone is, or one could be, very good/skilled at. It can be used to replace the word "thing" when deemed acceptable by the user.


(origin- began slang use by THE iZzy)
person 1:"Kip why don't you play baseball."
Kip: "It's just not my facade ."

friend 1: "Dude, you are so good at that."
dude: "Yeah I know, it's my facade ."
by iZzy Zainea January 15, 2009
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