fartwake
If we don't leave the table ASAP, we're gonna be stuck here sucking in Grandma's expanding fartwake.
fartwake by pedantic99 April 9, 2011
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fartkake
A fetish involving the gathering of many men around a woman for the purposes of farting in her face, especially repeatedly, as a group. Originally used in ancient times as a form of punishment, it is now used as a reward for kinky pleasure.
fartkake by NorthernExposurePole February 27, 2015
Sloppy Jalopy Fartcake
When you stretch a woman's bunghole pretty wide, and take a shit in her ass, and fill it up with all sorts of magical drinks, beverages and other fizzy stuff. You then jam a buttplug in her asshole for 30 minutes, the whole time she is running around a racetrack full of crippled deer in order to make the concoction rather fizzy.
She will then release the plug this, causing a rather large farting sound due to the built up gas, and a nice mess on the floor. Proceed to pick up this mess with a flask, and pour it into her mouth while farting down her nostrils. This will cause her to suffocate and regurgitate the delightful product that you have made in order to feed to your cat, who will enjoy it thoroughly, or your money back.
She will then release the plug this, causing a rather large farting sound due to the built up gas, and a nice mess on the floor. Proceed to pick up this mess with a flask, and pour it into her mouth while farting down her nostrils. This will cause her to suffocate and regurgitate the delightful product that you have made in order to feed to your cat, who will enjoy it thoroughly, or your money back.
Sloppy Jalopy Fartcake by Billy Bob Goat II June 19, 2009
fartcakes
Cakes that have been flatulated by a horny woman for sexual pleasure. Inspired by the popular website cakefarts.com
fartcakes by Donna Luise October 24, 2008
fartcake
Dad: John, this cake is a fartcake
John: Does it smell like a fart?
Dad: Yes, Amie farted on it 5 minutes ago
John: Does it smell like a fart?
Dad: Yes, Amie farted on it 5 minutes ago
fartcake by Danielle Valentine October 20, 2008
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