fartake

1 : to take part in or experience smelling a really bad ass-gas along with others

2 : to have a portion (as of fart)

Everyone inside the elevator fartaked in the godawful-smelling poo-gas when Joan of Fart let one out in full force.

fartake by Mr. Gassy October 22, 2009

fartane rating

A number associated with the richness of flatulence. A number 2 rating is average and might be mistaken for "forgetting to take the garbage out" A number 4 rating will typically clear out a medium sized room while a number 8 is a serious combustion and explosion hazard.

Arthur, at any party could always be counted on to rip one with a number 4 fartane rating. People who knew him well would always reply with a blessed be the fruit right before they made their exit.

fartane rating by Sidney's natural resources October 10, 2019

fartkake 

A fetish involving the gathering of many men around a woman for the purposes of farting in her face, especially repeatedly, as a group. Originally used in ancient times as a form of punishment, it is now used as a reward for kinky pleasure.

Peter and his industry buddies fartkaked Jennifer the night before her big wedding day.

fartkake by NorthernExposurePole February 27, 2015

Fartuken 

When one cups his hands in the Ryu style of a "Haduken", but simultaneously farts and thrusts the vicious ball of stink into someones face. Variations include a slap at the end, taunting about the smell, and savoring your own brand while the person keels over from the horrible odor(s).

I will fartuken your ass after a vicious meal of beans, tacos, burritos, and italian cuisine.

Hater #1: "Dude, did you see that vicious fartuken followed by a haymaker"
Fake but scared fool #2: "yeah man, the hospital drove his ass away, he might make it"

Fartuken by Vicious Fartukens July 24, 2009

Sloppy Jalopy Fartcake 

When you stretch a woman's bunghole pretty wide, and take a shit in her ass, and fill it up with all sorts of magical drinks, beverages and other fizzy stuff. You then jam a buttplug in her asshole for 30 minutes, the whole time she is running around a racetrack full of crippled deer in order to make the concoction rather fizzy.

She will then release the plug this, causing a rather large farting sound due to the built up gas, and a nice mess on the floor. Proceed to pick up this mess with a flask, and pour it into her mouth while farting down her nostrils. This will cause her to suffocate and regurgitate the delightful product that you have made in order to feed to your cat, who will enjoy it thoroughly, or your money back.

L: Dude I feel like a Sloppy Jalopy Fartcake with my bitch tonight.
C: Sounds delightful.

Sloppy Jalopy Fartcake by Billy Bob Goat II June 19, 2009

fartcakes 

cakes made after a woman releases her stinky digestive gas into it

These cakes are fartcakes!

fartcakes by Danielle V October 20, 2008

fartcakes 

Cakes that have been flatulated by a horny woman for sexual pleasure. Inspired by the popular website cakefarts.com

Bobby, don't eat these fartcakes. They smell like craps

fartcakes by Donna Luise October 24, 2008