pedantic99's definitions

poo-puff

a fart

Who the hell just poo-puffed? It reeks!

by pedantic99 April 9, 2011

deuced air

a fart, or noisome gas passed from the same orifice as a Number Two

Dude, step away: I just deuced air! OR Damn: open a window! This car stinks of deuced air.

by pedantic99 April 9, 2011

fartwake

the smelly bubble of air surrounding someone who's farted

If we don't leave the table ASAP, we're gonna be stuck here sucking in Grandma's expanding fartwake.

by pedantic99 April 9, 2011

fartwash

the stinky wake surrounding someone's fart, in which the farter's unfortunate (or kinky) victim detects the smell; something like standing behind an airplane and detecting the wake of moving air, called prop wash

Don't follow right behind me now, or you'll end up in my fartwash.

by pedantic99 April 9, 2011