fartcake 

a cake that has been flatulated upon by a woman for sexual purposes

Dad: John, this cake is a fartcake
John: Does it smell like a fart?
Dad: Yes, Amie farted on it 5 minutes ago

fartcake by Danielle Valentine October 20, 2008

fartcake 

A cake that has been farted on by a woman for obtaining sexual pleasure

Amie lowered her butt towards the cake, positioned her anus in front of the cake, and produced this delicious fartcake

fartcake by Danielle V October 20, 2008

fartcake 

A cake that has been farted on by a woman

This is a fartcake: Norah just farted on this cake

fartcake by Danielle V October 20, 2008

Fartcake 

A website featuring a Hollywood-based woman, Adrianne Curry, hunched over a cake and passing gas. It was produced by her then boyfriend, Chris Knight, who posted it on YouTube. Within minutes, traffic overwhelmed the site as hundreds of thousands of people were attempting to trick their friends into watching a woman breaking wind over a cake.

Adrianne Curry, a 28 year old woman, is the star of Fartcake, a website dedicated to women froshing then passing wind on cakes. Adri is now a role model for women the world over.

Fartcake by Son of Samuell July 19, 2011

fartcake 

a cake made from durian fruit, which smells like a fucking fart to begin with. Can be found at a Chinese bakery.

"Anyone want a piece of fartcake?"

fartcake by MikeVBart September 28, 2008

fartcake 

a name-calling device that can also be used as a comeback; a device that can also be an excellent conversation stopper

a person who has pissed you off (by saying something or doing something ridiculous or embarrassing, etc.) bad enough to make you swear at them, but at the same time you don't know what to say to them or it is a bad place or time to swear at them
-person1: "this is me caring... 'zzzzzzzzzzz' "
-person2: "you're a fartcake."

fartcake by sexystang04 April 5, 2009

Sloppy Jalopy Fartcake 

When you stretch a woman's bunghole pretty wide, and take a shit in her ass, and fill it up with all sorts of magical drinks, beverages and other fizzy stuff. You then jam a buttplug in her asshole for 30 minutes, the whole time she is running around a racetrack full of crippled deer in order to make the concoction rather fizzy.

She will then release the plug this, causing a rather large farting sound due to the built up gas, and a nice mess on the floor. Proceed to pick up this mess with a flask, and pour it into her mouth while farting down her nostrils. This will cause her to suffocate and regurgitate the delightful product that you have made in order to feed to your cat, who will enjoy it thoroughly, or your money back.

L: Dude I feel like a Sloppy Jalopy Fartcake with my bitch tonight.
C: Sounds delightful.

Sloppy Jalopy Fartcake by Billy Bob Goat II June 19, 2009