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fartcake 

A cake that has been farted on by a woman for obtaining sexual pleasure
Amie lowered her butt towards the cake, positioned her anus in front of the cake, and produced this delicious fartcake
fartcake by Danielle V October 20, 2008

fartcake 

A cake that has been farted on by a woman
This is a fartcake: Norah just farted on this cake
fartcake by Danielle V October 20, 2008

Fartcake 

A website featuring a Hollywood-based woman, Adrianne Curry, hunched over a cake and passing gas. It was produced by her then boyfriend, Chris Knight, who posted it on YouTube. Within minutes, traffic overwhelmed the site as hundreds of thousands of people were attempting to trick their friends into watching a woman breaking wind over a cake.
Adrianne Curry, a 28 year old woman, is the star of Fartcake, a website dedicated to women froshing then passing wind on cakes. Adri is now a role model for women the world over.
Fartcake by Son of Samuell July 19, 2011

fartcake 

a cake made from durian fruit, which smells like a fucking fart to begin with. Can be found at a Chinese bakery.
"Anyone want a piece of fartcake?"
fartcake by MikeVBart September 28, 2008

fartcake 

a name-calling device that can also be used as a comeback; a device that can also be an excellent conversation stopper
a person who has pissed you off (by saying something or doing something ridiculous or embarrassing, etc.) bad enough to make you swear at them, but at the same time you don't know what to say to them or it is a bad place or time to swear at them
-person1: "this is me caring... 'zzzzzzzzzzz' "
-person2: "you're a fartcake."
fartcake by sexystang04 April 5, 2009

Sloppy Jalopy Fartcake 

When you stretch a woman's bunghole pretty wide, and take a shit in her ass, and fill it up with all sorts of magical drinks, beverages and other fizzy stuff. You then jam a buttplug in her asshole for 30 minutes, the whole time she is running around a racetrack full of crippled deer in order to make the concoction rather fizzy.

She will then release the plug this, causing a rather large farting sound due to the built up gas, and a nice mess on the floor. Proceed to pick up this mess with a flask, and pour it into her mouth while farting down her nostrils. This will cause her to suffocate and regurgitate the delightful product that you have made in order to feed to your cat, who will enjoy it thoroughly, or your money back.
L: Dude I feel like a Sloppy Jalopy Fartcake with my bitch tonight.
C: Sounds delightful.
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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