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fartnuper

One who is exposed to the stench of a fart that he didn't produce especially when exposed by force.
Brianna was a fartnuper last night when I pulled a dutch oven on her.
by donkeyguy April 6, 2010
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Fartnership

A unification of individuals, usually taking place in a restroom or similar facility, wherein said individuals engage in flatulence that is clearly noticeable to those entering the restroom at a later date.
"Dude, what's going on with the bathroom on the fifth floor? It's really disgusting."

"Actually, I think some fartnership meetings were held in the 5th and 6th floor men's bathrooms today. I noticed that they left some of their materials there, though.."

See also Nasca v. GC Services Ltd. Fartnership, No. 01CIV10127, 2002 WL 31040647 (S.D.N.Y. Sep. 12, 2002).
by ICBLs April 22, 2010
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fartner

As distinct from romantic ‘partner’, a fartner is someone in a relationship who feels sufficiently comfortable with their romantic partner as to fart freely in their presence. Generally, fartnerships take a moderate amount of time and inconsideration to develop, and, consequently, may be viewed as a more well-established relationship than a typical romantic partnership.
Jane: “Hi, there. You’re Michael, right? You’re Melissa’s partner?”

Michael: “Fartner, actually. Melissa and I are fartners. We’ve been together for about three years, now.”
by Reginald Smiley April 8, 2008
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fartners

Either of two persons who instance on farting in front of each other.
One of two persons who join up together to fart in inappropriate settings.
Either of two person who share an intimate relationship and think it's funny beyond belief to out do each other by farting incessantly.
Mary and John are not only married but fartners in crime. Have you ever stayed at their home?
Don't go to dinner with Bob and Gerry. They are fartners true and true and public displays are their MO.
by Ladyomygod September 7, 2013
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Fartners

Fartners is a social network where people can share farts with friends, discover others’ farts, follow friends and celebs, comment, like, rate, play, re-fart and so on.
I'm using Fartners to follow other's farts
by DanFatMan January 1, 2015
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life fartners

When two people in a relationship have become so comfortable being around each other that they feel free to fart in front of the other constantly.
You can tell Jon and Alex are life fartners, she just ripped one in his face.
by Jerry McQuire April 14, 2010
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Fartnership

When a boyfriend and girlfriend step into a comfortable place where uncomfortably holding farts in, is no longer. No more explosions when she steps out of the truck. No more loud, dry coughs to cover a fart on the wooden chair at your Caribou date. No more passing false convictions to your dog when your significant other walks in right after you slipped a quiet sauerkraut tickler. This is the stage where trusting each other grows tremendously and the trust for your farts does the exact opposite.
Fartnership displayed: A fantastic partnership of two having a conversation on the way home from Chipotle - Ladyfriend, "Ooo man my stomach hurts, Sweetie I think we may have to make a quick poop stop." Manfriend,"No, it'll be ok Darling, trust me. Be fearless, fart as loud as your anus will allow." Ladyfriend, "Ok sweetie, thank you for not passing judgement." (plopping, slappy ham mist is forced through) Manfriend,"You are so courageous, I love you."

Jack forcefully cocoons Jill under the blanket to bask in a devilish warm butt gas. Jill laughs a bit. They have demonstrated a fartnership.

She showers as he poops, a slightly different form of Irish Bonding, both are unable to keep a quiet fart against the porcelain and shower tile. Gentle giggles and conversations ensue later. This would be fartnership at its best.
by haulpanson November 21, 2014
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