fartner

As distinct from romantic ‘partner’, a fartner is someone in a relationship who feels sufficiently comfortable with their romantic partner as to fart freely in their presence. Generally, fartnerships take a moderate amount of time and inconsideration to develop, and, consequently, may be viewed as a more well-established relationship than a typical romantic partnership.

Jane: “Hi, there. You’re Michael, right? You’re Melissa’s partner?”

Michael: “Fartner, actually. Melissa and I are fartners. We’ve been together for about three years, now.”

by Reginald Smiley April 8, 2008

fartner

the noise made from the body suction of two naked people lying on top of one another sounding similar to flatulence noise

We were getting ready to have sex and then our bodies created a fartner

by johnnypow April 20, 2008

fartner

The piece of shit that accompanies an overtrusted fart. Portmanteau of fart and partner.

Oh my God, that sounded like a fartner.

by Gina Leonardo January 18, 2019

Fartner

When two people lie in seperate beds and randomly fart down the phone at eachother during conversation, usually followed by a 'purrr' or a 'cheep cheep' as recognition depending on the comedic value of said fart. This initiates bouts of uncontrollable laughter well into the early hours of the morning.

Grace and Rob have been fartners every night for as long as I can remember.
Fartners No Matter What.
Fartners dont seperate for ever, they just run out of gas sometimes.

by MrLetGo February 17, 2026

Silent fartner

When someone else farts, to deliberately let go of a silent but nasty one under the other's name.

Dude, that's not my smell! You're not trying to be my silent fartner, are you?

by qejiem September 7, 2016

Face-farter

1.) A person who farts in a face repeatedly (at least 2 times or more) in one moment.
2.) A person who loves face farts.
3.) A person who sharted one to many time.

1.) I met a face-farter when the face-farter farted in my face at least 4 times.
2.) I am personally a face-farter, I love smelling face farts.
3.) I became a face-farter by sharting to many times.

by Fracer November 30, 2016

Chair Farter

Over weight, ugly, often middle aged woman, who work in office jobs that are very rude, and never want to get out of the chair they are sitting in to help you. Most common place of employment is Government jobs, like tag department, etc.

I went to the courthouse to tag my tahoe, and that lazy "chair farter" was rude, she did not want to get up and help me. She just wanted to set and fart in her chair all day.

by quik406 August 10, 2010