fartners

Either of two persons who instance on farting in front of each other.
One of two persons who join up together to fart in inappropriate settings.
Either of two person who share an intimate relationship and think it's funny beyond belief to out do each other by farting incessantly.

Mary and John are not only married but fartners in crime. Have you ever stayed at their home?
Don't go to dinner with Bob and Gerry. They are fartners true and true and public displays are their MO.

by Ladyomygod September 7, 2013

fartner

As distinct from romantic ‘partner’, a fartner is someone in a relationship who feels sufficiently comfortable with their romantic partner as to fart freely in their presence. Generally, fartnerships take a moderate amount of time and inconsideration to develop, and, consequently, may be viewed as a more well-established relationship than a typical romantic partnership.

Jane: “Hi, there. You’re Michael, right? You’re Melissa’s partner?”

Michael: “Fartner, actually. Melissa and I are fartners. We’ve been together for about three years, now.”

by Reginald Smiley April 8, 2008

Fartners

Fartners is a social network where people can share farts with friends, discover others’ farts, follow friends and celebs, comment, like, rate, play, re-fart and so on.

I'm using Fartners to follow other's farts

by DanFatMan January 1, 2015

fartner

the noise made from the body suction of two naked people lying on top of one another sounding similar to flatulence noise

We were getting ready to have sex and then our bodies created a fartner

by johnnypow April 20, 2008

life fartners

When two people in a relationship have become so comfortable being around each other that they feel free to fart in front of the other constantly.

You can tell Jon and Alex are life fartners, she just ripped one in his face.

by Jerry McQuire April 14, 2010

Fartner

When two people lie inseperate beds and randomly fart down the phone at eachother during conversation, usually followed by a 'purrr' or a 'cheep cheep' as recognition depending on the comedic value of said fart. This initiates bouts of uncontrollable laughter well into the early hours of the morning.

Grace and Rob have been fartners every night for as long as I can remember.

by MrLetGo October 18, 2025

Silent fartner

When someone else farts, to deliberately let go of a silent but nasty one under the other's name.

Dude, that's not my smell! You're not trying to be my silent fartner, are you?

by qejiem September 7, 2016