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Fartclapper 

The Anus.

Often used when telling someone to cram it.
Shove that up your fartclapper!
Fartclapper by CF Enterprises August 31, 2010

fartnuper 

One who is exposed to the stench of a fart that he didn't produce especially when exposed by force.
Brianna was a fartnuper last night when I pulled a dutch oven on her.
fartnuper by donkeyguy April 6, 2010

Fartsnapper 

one who tries to bite the farts of another. In other words a fart-taster.
Anyone wanna be my fartsnapper for the day?
Fartsnapper by mojoooollollolloll September 16, 2010

AMD Fartripper 

While building a computing rig, you forget to connect the cooling fan correctly & your new Threadripper goes up in smoke
Yo Nebuchadnezzar, I heard that you built a $5000 AMD Fartripper yesterday!

cartnapper 

A devious shopper who sees a full and unattended shopping buggy of unpaid goods, in Costco (for example), and decides to adopt it as his own.
I was shopping at Costco and went into the cold storage to get some frozen goods, when I came back the cart was gone along with the items that I picked already, Some cartnapper had taken it.
cartnapper by tissutech August 13, 2010

Fatnapped 

When a fat person gets kidnapped
Paige is so fat, she got fatnapped, not kidnapped
Fatnapped by Smsu55 November 23, 2018