Kev 

A Kev is the name given to the end of a joint, the small section left before the roach
forgetting you have the joint until its a kev

coming from the name of a legend of a brother who has sadly past recently, when we grew up in our small town this term seemed to stick in our friend group and my brother liked to travel so I know this term has already made it to Africa & Germany along with many many other places.... long story, he was some man.... I want to make him immortal, he will be missed

Did you just kev me, would you like a kev, did you just smoke that whole thing by yourself kev, ffs kev did you just kev me

Kev by you've been kev'd November 18, 2019

Kev 

A ‘kev’ is the word used in South-England to describe a vape. Inspired by the long lost soldier, their head of year, Kev, who would take away vapes from the cool kids changing in the toilet. You would use the word ‘kevving’ when you are using the ‘kev’.

”I’m going for a kev”
“I’m going kevving”
“Allow us some tokes on your kev”
“I’ve been kevving so hard recently”

“Allow us a toke on your kev”
“Here you go”
“Is it 20mg?”
“Of course my kev has 20mg, 20mg or nothing”

Kev by original kev lord March 3, 2020

kev 

A person who appears to have been struck in the face by a burning welly.

'mate that guy over there is a real kev'

kev by mousseyppi October 16, 2008

kev 

a male who thinks he is 'solid'. Can often be caught making his own raps up, or rapping along to Eminem and the like. Also known as 'complete and utter tossers'. Skaters hate Kevs / Townies.

there goes another kev

kev by originalgrasshead March 25, 2004

Kev 

Kev is a word used to describe someone who is rude and entitled.

No one likes it when you’re a Kev

That boy is such a Kev, major red flag!

Kev by Minieggs4eva January 14, 2023

kev 

Also: Chavs, Scallies, Townies...

These are the coolest people on earth!!! Actually...nah. Not at all. The opposite. They are all the most uncool people regardless of their personalities, because, lets face it, they don't actually have personalities. The best way to describe them is to say that they only have enough brain cells to accept people who look exactly the same as they do; if they can look at a mirror and then at another human being and see a different person, it confuses them, and they lash out violently at the other person.

For this reason, all chavs look the same, with fake burberry, jewelery and tracksuits. They pay for such extravagances (in their eyes of course) with money stolen from old ladies' handbags and government benifits (since the government are convinced that they should rob from the civilised members of society in order to give to lazy, fat yobs who can't get off their arses for long enough to even learn the english language.

'So I was sittin on me bench, lightenin in hand, and dis bloke just laak looks at me laak y'know, so I gets up and says to 'im "Woot the fock do you think your playin at laak? You staartin wit me laak...' and so the endless accounts of a startlingly similar nature go on until the kevs decide that socialising is too much effort so they go and rob an old lady.

kev by Snack88 May 19, 2005

kev 

Also: Chavs, Scallies, Townies...

These are the coolest people on earth!!! Actually...nah. Not at all. The opposite. They are all the most uncool people regardless of their personalities, because, lets face it, they don't actually have personalities. The best way to describe them is to say that they only have enough brain cells to accept people who look exactly the same as they do; if they can look at a mirror and then at another human being and see a different person, it confuses them, and they lash out violently at the other person.

For this reason, all chavs look the same, with fake burberry, jewelery and tracksuits. They pay for such extravagances (in their eyes of course) with money stolen from old ladies' handbags and government benifits (since the government are convinced that they should rob from the civilised members of society in order to give to lazy, fat yobs who can't get off their arses for long enough to even learn the english language.

'So I was sittin on me bench, lightenin in hand, and dis bloke just laak looks at me laak y'know, so I gets up and says to 'im "Woot the fock do you think your playin at laak? You staartin wit me laak...' and so the endless accounts of a startlingly similar nature go on until the kevs decide that socialising is too much effort so they go and rob an old lady.

kev by Snack88 May 18, 2005