fartlets

noun: in sports, a form of punishment in which the punished must run around a track. The last person in the line sprints to the front, and then jogs; the newest caboose must then sprint, etc. etc. Activity continues until a) someone pukes; b) someone collapses, or c) until the coach is satisfied.

If I have to run any more fartlets, I'm gonna lose my shit.

by Smacfoo November 19, 2004

lose my shit

see lose one's shit

If you kids don't quiet down, I'm going to lose my shit!

by Smacfoo November 23, 2004

stash

adj: secretive; of a hoarding nature; used to describe one who withholds information and/or goods

That stash little honyocker has a whole bag full of mini Snickers in his locker that he won't share.

by Smacfoo November 19, 2004

malpyouse

contraction of the phrase "May I help you?" or "May I help youse?"

Employee of Southside Taco Bell, Pueblo, Colorado: "Wal-come to Southside Taco Bells. Malpyouse?"

by smacfoo October 13, 2004

terk

adj: messed up; wack

That terk bim was so stash, she wouldn't even give me a piece of gum in Mr. Trontell's class.

by Smacfoo November 19, 2004

screaming yips

noun: a condition, in which a person or animal spontaneously lurches into spasmodic movements consistent with a baby calf which appears to be kicking with its hind legs at a swarm of flies which aren't there; vocalization that is sharp and loud accompanies this action. The duration of this condition is seconds to minutes.

One teacher: "How are your kids today?"
Other teacher answers: "Shit, man, they've got the screaming yips. I'm about to lose my shit!"
First teacher, "Holy Jesus on a Stick, I have them next period!"

by Smacfoo November 19, 2004