Fartlestick 

An object of disappointment or frustation

Oh Fartlestick, not again!

Fartlestick by Queenesta November 13, 2014

Fagglestick 

Meaning Fag Stick. Just a funny way of saying it. Made up by some 10 y/old during boredom of school.

Spongebob: "I'm ready, i'm ready, i'm ready, i'm ready!"
Squidward: "For what, ass sex with Patrick? You Fagglestick."

Fagglestick by AnonymousPerson003 September 22, 2010

fartstick 

1.A person who can really piss you off.
2.An object used to show expression
3.An object which is formed from a solid fart.

1.Blake is a fartstick.
2.Oh my fartsticks, Blake just licked himslef!
3.Blake enjoys eating his mom's fartsticks.

fartstick by Your friend, Nicole July 24, 2006

Fartesticles 

The unfortunate condition where whilst administering anal sex, the recipient expresses the sudden urge to pass flatulence. Upon pulling out, it is released all over the testicles.

Man: Dang, I got Fartesticles last night, and it was such a turn on that I blew my stack way too early.
Woman: Sorry about that...

Fartesticles by ColonPounder December 28, 2009

Fartstick 

An expression of frustration.

Say if you inadvertently drop something, you exclaim: "Aw Fartsicks!" The implication being that a fartstick is something less than desireable.

Fartstick by BobK May 10, 2008

fartstick 

a stick with the word fart on it that is only held by the person with the power. if you don't have the power you cannot fart, and if you fart without the stick you die. It's not just fun and games. Don't forget the fartstick.

put down that fartstick, boy, i'll show you how a real man farts.

fartstick by poopballs5000 December 9, 2018

fittlesticking 

When a girl plays your dick like a fittle.

I was fittlesticking my boyfriend last night .

fittlesticking by Thepiedpiperpimp December 16, 2017