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Fagglestick 

Meaning Fag Stick. Just a funny way of saying it. Made up by some 10 y/old during boredom of school.
Spongebob: "I'm ready, i'm ready, i'm ready, i'm ready!"
Squidward: "For what, ass sex with Patrick? You Fagglestick."
Fagglestick by AnonymousPerson003 September 22, 2010

fartstick 

1.A person who can really piss you off.
2.An object used to show expression
3.An object which is formed from a solid fart.
1.Blake is a fartstick.
2.Oh my fartsticks, Blake just licked himslef!
3.Blake enjoys eating his mom's fartsticks.

Fartesticles 

The unfortunate condition where whilst administering anal sex, the recipient expresses the sudden urge to pass flatulence. Upon pulling out, it is released all over the testicles.
Man: Dang, I got Fartesticles last night, and it was such a turn on that I blew my stack way too early.
Woman: Sorry about that...
Fartesticles by ColonPounder December 28, 2009

Fartstick 

Say if you inadvertently drop something, you exclaim: "Aw Fartsicks!" The implication being that a fartstick is something less than desireable.
Fartstick by BobK May 10, 2008

fartstick 

a stick with the word fart on it that is only held by the person with the power. if you don't have the power you cannot fart, and if you fart without the stick you die. It's not just fun and games. Don't forget the fartstick.
put down that fartstick, boy, i'll show you how a real man farts.
fartstick by poopballs5000 December 9, 2018

fittlesticking 

When a girl plays your dick like a fittle.
I was fittlesticking my boyfriend last night .
fittlesticking by Thepiedpiperpimp December 16, 2017
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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