fartless

When you farted too much to the point where you can’t release that deadly gas for the day.

Butt: OH ALL THAT HARD LABOR!!!

Me: Crap... I’m fartless, well, I guess the shifts done for the day Butt!

by The dude sitting in the corner October 4, 2019

Fartless

When you think you're the shit but you are not even the fart

"Ice Spice is fartless"

by ababa? February 4, 2024

Fartless

(adjective):

Someone with god-level willpower who can hold in farts for months just to reach their goals. Ultimate self-control, zero gas, all gain.

"During the intense championship match, he stayed completely fartless, never letting distractions or discomfort affect his game."

by mcm83sem August 29, 2025

fartlets

noun: in sports, a form of punishment in which the punished must run around a track. The last person in the line sprints to the front, and then jogs; the newest caboose must then sprint, etc. etc. Activity continues until a) someone pukes; b) someone collapses, or c) until the coach is satisfied.

If I have to run any more fartlets, I'm gonna lose my shit.

by Smacfoo November 19, 2004

fartlets

German word, which is actually FARTLEKS, not FARTLETS. Definition is otherwise 100% correct.

My platoon sergeant made us do 5 miles worth of fartleks every day. The constant running and jogging would wear us out by mile 2.

by zeroagent January 29, 2005

FatLessToe

1)An anerexic toe
2)Totally freakin hot!

1)Man that is one fatlesstoe.
2)Damn that girl's fatlesstoe.

by and then he fell November 20, 2004

Fartlestick

An object of disappointment or frustation

Oh Fartlestick, not again!

by Queenesta November 13, 2014