FARTLEGS

SOMEONE THAT SMELLS LIKE FART.

MAN HE'S GOT FARTLEGS.

by MACK DADDY REN February 12, 2010

fartlets

noun: in sports, a form of punishment in which the punished must run around a track. The last person in the line sprints to the front, and then jogs; the newest caboose must then sprint, etc. etc. Activity continues until a) someone pukes; b) someone collapses, or c) until the coach is satisfied.

If I have to run any more fartlets, I'm gonna lose my shit.

by Smacfoo November 19, 2004

fartlets

German word, which is actually FARTLEKS, not FARTLETS. Definition is otherwise 100% correct.

My platoon sergeant made us do 5 miles worth of fartleks every day. The constant running and jogging would wear us out by mile 2.

by zeroagent January 29, 2005

Fartlestick

An object of disappointment or frustation

Oh Fartlestick, not again!

by Queenesta November 13, 2014

fartless

When you farted too much to the point where you can’t release that deadly gas for the day.

Butt: OH ALL THAT HARD LABOR!!!

Me: Crap... I’m fartless, well, I guess the shifts done for the day Butt!

by The dude sitting in the corner October 4, 2019

Fartlesnazzle

Fartlesnazzle originated from the ancient and pristine language Luxembourgian. The word describes the victim of the insult as a long hair greasy bimbo who smells of BO (Body odour). The insult gained traction as slang in August 1672, when the Dutch people ate their Prime Minister in The Hague. The word was initially used as an insult towards people who did not partake in the consumption of the Dutch Prime Minister Johan De Witt and his brother Cornelis. The word is still used today as an insult towards people who do not shower very often. It is unknown how the word evolved in such a strange way.

Matthew is such a fartlesnazzle. He only showers twice a month!

by SuperCoolUltraChad February 25, 2023

Fartless

When you think you're the shit but you are not even the fart

"Ice Spice is fartless"

by ababa? February 4, 2024