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SOMEONE THAT SMELLS LIKE FART.

MAN HE'S GOT FARTLEGS.

FARTLEGS by MACK DADDY REN February 12, 2010

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fartlets

noun: in sports, a form of punishment in which the punished must run around a track. The last person in the line sprints to the front, and then jogs; the newest caboose must then sprint, etc. etc. Activity continues until a) someone pukes; b) someone collapses, or c) until the coach is satisfied.

If I have to run any more fartlets, I'm gonna lose my shit.

fartlets by Smacfoo November 19, 2004

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FARTLEGS • fartlets • fartless • Fartlesnazzle • Fartlestick • fartlet suction

fartlets

German word, which is actually FARTLEKS, not FARTLETS. Definition is otherwise 100% correct.

My platoon sergeant made us do 5 miles worth of fartleks every day. The constant running and jogging would wear us out by mile 2.

fartlets by zeroagent January 29, 2005

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Fartlestick

An object of disappointment or frustation

Oh Fartlestick, not again!

Fartlestick by Queenesta November 13, 2014

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fartless

When you farted too much to the point where you can’t release that deadly gas for the day.

Butt: OH ALL THAT HARD LABOR!!!

Me: Crap... I’m fartless, well, I guess the shifts done for the day Butt!

fartless by The dude sitting in the corner October 4, 2019

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Fartlesnazzle

Fartlesnazzle originated from the ancient and pristine language Luxembourgian. The word describes the victim of the insult as a long hair greasy bimbo who smells of BO (Body odour). The insult gained traction as slang in August 1672, when the Dutch people ate their Prime Minister in The Hague. The word was initially used as an insult towards people who did not partake in the consumption of the Dutch Prime Minister Johan De Witt and his brother Cornelis. The word is still used today as an insult towards people who do not shower very often. It is unknown how the word evolved in such a strange way.

Matthew is such a fartlesnazzle. He only showers twice a month!

Fartlesnazzle by SuperCoolUltraChad February 25, 2023

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Fartless

When you think you're the shit but you are not even the fart

"Ice Spice is fartless"

Fartless by ababa? February 4, 2024

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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

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Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

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minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

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Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.

The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.

Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006

Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

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