fapjacket 

A over sized jacket worn to conceal the crotch area used to cover up public masterbation

Dude I was bored in school today so I just jerked off in class cause I wore my fapjacket.

fapjacket by fistpirate12 December 18, 2011

FapJack 

A card game based on the card game "Blackjack" where players fap instead of wagering cash.

Rules:
1. Dealer begins a hand by dealing 2 cards to each player, including themselves. All cards are visible to all players, except the dealer's first card. (Dealer does know value of their first card.)
3. Players choose to "Hit" (dealt another card) or "Stand" (hold with cards they have.)
4. Hands adding up to more than 21 "bust", and loose that round. (A = 1 or 11, J, Q & K = 10, all other are their given value.)
5. Dealers must "hit" if their hand is below 17, or "stand" if equal or above.
6. If dealer gets "blackjack" (is dealt 21 on initial deal of a hand) or has highest hand, all players lose that hand.
7. Player with the highest hand, after all other have busted or chosen to stand, wins the round. (Multiple players can win round with a tie.)
8. Dealer chooses penalty (duration & intensity of faps) when players lose a hand.
9. Players that cum are out of the game.
10. Players that get "blackjack" (21 on first deal of a hand) earn a "rest" point they can later redeem to op-out of a given penalty.
11. If dealer busts, dealer removes an article of clothing and/or does something incrementally more sexually arousing for remaining players than dealer's last bust.
12. Last player that didn't cum, wins. (Alt.: Players that survive preset number of rounds win.)
13. Dealer will "finish" winner off (make player cum) in the way advertised to players before start of game.

Would you like to play a game of FapJack?

FapJack by fapnipper May 22, 2020

fartjacket 

something you call a person who is being a retard or stupid or is annoying you A LOT.

D: You know what smells?
T: What?
D: Your mom!
T: How is that----
D: *takes notebook*
T: Give that back you little fartjacket!!!!!!!

fartjacket by SKW<3 October 26, 2012

fatjacked 

A person who is both muscular and fat.

Woah, Tom needs to lay off the bacon - he's starting to look fatjacked!

fatjacked by SuzanneG January 17, 2008

fap jacket 

Any form of receptacle (typically an orphaned gym sock) that is used during masturbation to capture one's ejaculation.

This picture is really fappable. Now, where did I put my fap jacket?

fap jacket by white_castle March 21, 2011

fapbucket 

Someone who commonly has semen from multiple people inside one or more of their orifices.

Also used as a general insult.

Anthony is such a fapbucket.

Did you see that guy? What a fapbucket.

fapbucket by Rigamaraw May 22, 2010

Fapjack 

A small round & flat pool of cum left over after a dude beats off.

"Dude, is that a dried fapjack on your sheets?"

Fapjack by Scrappy SamCat March 10, 2009